Bomethius
@bomethius
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If laughing makes it worse, it also makes it funnier.
Dallas, TX
Joined August 2017
Tesla’s Mobile Servicing Vehicles are made by Ford. That’s the whole joke.
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“Borrowed Time” is a duet I recorded with my sister Caroline about our recovery from familial abuse. We hope it brings comfort to other survivors, especially as we approach the holidays. Now streaming on all platforms! #abuse #narcissticabuse #survivors #recovery #healing
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Not me being on the verge of sobbing my eyes out at every increasingly emotional beat in Season 2 of The Bear only to feel like a barren void when Hulu smacks me with ads at 4x the volume of the show. #TheBearFX
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“You’ve changed” is the greatest compliment you can receive from someone who used to have control over you and has lost their grip, especially when it’s clear they haven’t changed at all.
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Inside Out 2 should feature an additional cast of new emotions, and one of them should just be tired. @Pixar #insideout2
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My problem with #TheRingsOfPower is that, much like the dark lord, himself, this show thinks that if it tells you that what you’re watching is thrillingly good, enough times, you’ll believe it. I mean what was that rings scene?
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How come Vecna has the body of Jim Carrey’s Grinch? #StrangerThings
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Whatever sick bastards thought up naming porta-potties “pot o gold” need to be held down and lightly tickled.
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The urge to listen to “I will go sailing no more” just so you can shout “you are a toy, you can’t fly” at the right moment. #toystory
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Can’t wait for the sequel to #EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce “Nothing, Nowhere, Never At All.”
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White people was so desperate for the civil war to be about anything but slavery they made Gone With the Wind — so that one of the biggest saddest conflicts in American history could be all about a sexy white woman.
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Shoutout to @HexHernandez for capturing this delightful behind the scenes gem of a moment at @sofarsounds 🎻 @bomethius
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Procrastinating for adults is flossing for the first time in weeks a few minutes before your dentist appointment, and hoping they don’t notice.
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