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Bomethius

@bomethius

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If laughing makes it worse, it also makes it funnier.

Dallas, TX
Joined August 2017
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@bomethius
Bomethius
2 years
Tesla’s Mobile Servicing Vehicles are made by Ford. That’s the whole joke.
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@bomethius
Bomethius
2 years
“Borrowed Time” is a duet I recorded with my sister Caroline about our recovery from familial abuse. We hope it brings comfort to other survivors, especially as we approach the holidays. Now streaming on all platforms! #abuse #narcissticabuse #survivors #recovery #healing
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@ImShahinyan
IM David Shahinyan
3 years
You have only 1 word to describe this move. #chesspunks #chess
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@bomethius
Bomethius
3 years
Not me being on the verge of sobbing my eyes out at every increasingly emotional beat in Season 2 of The Bear only to feel like a barren void when Hulu smacks me with ads at 4x the volume of the show. #TheBearFX
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@bomethius
Bomethius
3 years
Find what you can’t say, and sing it.
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@bomethius
Bomethius
3 years
The album is live for pre-orders! https://t.co/A23306YLDz
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@bomethius
Bomethius
3 years
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@nate_postlethwt
Nate Postlethwait
3 years
“You’ve changed” is the greatest compliment you can receive from someone who used to have control over you and has lost their grip, especially when it’s clear they haven’t changed at all.
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@bomethius
Bomethius
3 years
Inside Out 2 should feature an additional cast of new emotions, and one of them should just be tired. @Pixar #insideout2
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@bomethius
Bomethius
3 years
My problem with #TheRingsOfPower is that, much like the dark lord, himself, this show thinks that if it tells you that what you’re watching is thrillingly good, enough times, you’ll believe it. I mean what was that rings scene?
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@bomethius
Bomethius
3 years
The “D” in vitamin d stands for deficiency.
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@bomethius
Bomethius
4 years
How come Vecna has the body of Jim Carrey’s Grinch? #StrangerThings
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@bomethius
Bomethius
4 years
Whatever sick bastards thought up naming porta-potties “pot o gold” need to be held down and lightly tickled.
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@bomethius
Bomethius
4 years
The urge to listen to “I will go sailing no more” just so you can shout “you are a toy, you can’t fly” at the right moment. #toystory
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@bomethius
Bomethius
4 years
Can’t wait for the sequel to #EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce “Nothing, Nowhere, Never At All.”
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@bomethius
Bomethius
4 years
White people was so desperate for the civil war to be about anything but slavery they made Gone With the Wind — so that one of the biggest saddest conflicts in American history could be all about a sexy white woman.
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@bomethius
Bomethius
4 years
They were really hoping we wouldn’t notice 😆 #thebatman
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@girlnamednino
Girl Named Nino
4 years
Shoutout to @HexHernandez for capturing this delightful behind the scenes gem of a moment at @sofarsounds 🎻 @bomethius
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@bomethius
Bomethius
4 years
Procrastinating for adults is flossing for the first time in weeks a few minutes before your dentist appointment, and hoping they don’t notice.
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