Work is demanding I use AI to become more efficient. But they can't stop me from using it to become more disturbing. Look at his little teethies!

Starting to train AI to visualize $ilverado characters. First up: Julius as understood by Craiyon on the left and Stable Diffusion on the right. Not sure which one's a) more horrific and b) closer to the truth. Or "truth", as it were. #publishing #fiction #$ilverado

Adding "of" to foods to make them epic/disgusting: Balls of Meat, Rings of Onion, Nuggets of Dinosaur #food #FoodForThought

#RIPSeanLock hilariously bizarre wit and genius winner of "Carrot in a Box" https://t.co/7u7MGrSgya . thanks for so many laughs, you mad bastard

I very nearly sent my most recent submission out with the word "Sumbission" in the subject line. So close. SO close. #writerscommunity

Bollockdagger, meet Sausagepocket

Archangel: What’s that? God: I call it sweetcorn. Archangel: Any distinguishing characteristics? God: It's regenerative; comes out looking like it did before it went in. Archangel: Anything else? God: Unsinkable

#spotify not playing a downloaded album because of no internet is like my #HP printer not scanning because it's run out of ink

Any #instagram profile with #Gentleman in the handle is shots of either male grooming, side-boob, or both #Fact

I feel not enough thought is going into the possibility of an uncontrolled teething pandemic #teeth

"When there's loud air coming out of the hole in my face, it means I'm talking." #parenting

"K" key master race #YouTube

I eat rejections for breakfast. That's why I'm so fat, because I get so many of them #writerscommunity

Another day, another femicide in Argentina #NiUnaMenos

Uninvited floating web content is like that turd that won't flush in your in-law's guest bathroom #Webdesign

Anyone who has bitten into a jacket potato too hastily knows they are the true future of #Solar thermal energy storage

We don't deserve the sea #ONEAPUS #oceans

I'm going to drink coffee and write a bestseller.

I too am disappointed that #Tasmania is not 100 percent powered by the bottled howls of Tasmanian Devils #renewables https://t.co/6dE3dWhKga

The perfect visual metaphor doesn't exi.... #fossilfuel #catastrophicfailure #ClimateAction @frucool