Rob
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And tomorrow has become today.
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I’ve pulled a muscle in my neck and I’m open to volunteers to massage it better.
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Post-gym selfie from earlier in the week. Go lift things. It feels good.
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I’m 5’4 / 163cm. Pint-sized.
wait — how tall are y’all? Let me see a full body picture 📸
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My boyfriend is a tech genius and has set up a service which logs energy use from appliances and tells us how much it costs for each cycle. I’m obsessed with the data.
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Went all day without crying and then came home to this from the vet hospital 😭
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Spent the GDP of a small island nation in M&S and John Lewis today, so have fully embraced middle age.
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I don’t need to hold my phone with two hands but I like how it makes my arm look when I do 🙈
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I forgot to post this last night. No reason other than liking how my arm looked 😌
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Happy Friday 🥳
Also bulk-buying a load of the same t-shirt because they were on sale seemed like a great idea at the time, but now it just looks like I took all my photos on the same day.
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Someone complimented me earlier on my coat and asked me where I bought it.
Primark in 2007 😂
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I’ve just had a massage which basically means I’m in standby mode for the next hour or so 😌
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She’s ripping my tshirt to pieces but I don’t even care. It’s too cute.
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Went to the pub, had two pints on an empty stomach, invited people over, came home, made dinner for 5, and baked a cake while drinking wine. I am so middle-aged.
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Goodbye, Pepper. You were everything I ever wanted in a cat. My little pepper pot, pepperoni, the biscuit fiend, and occasional escape artist. I only hope you know how much you were loved.
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Someone just told me I look good for my age. FOR MY AGE. I’ve never felt so old.
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The guy who I was eyeing up in the gym yesterday gave me a “hello” nod this morning and then just specifically said goodbye as he walked past me to leave 👀 BE STILL, IMAGINATION.
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I think a few more gym sessions might be required before I can carry this look.
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Fuck posting your abs and pecs post a pic of you being happy in 2023!
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Being an adult is knowing you can stay up late, but not actually wanting to do so.
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I am still recovering from trimmergate. Stubble is now preventing me from looking prepubescent, thankfully.
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Every Friday morning all the working-from-home folk on our cul-de-sac gather in someone's house for an hour to have a coffee and a chat. It was started by our opposite-neighbour but they couldn't host today so we did it at ours for the first time. It's all lovely and neighbourly.
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Matt set up an automation linked to the doorbell which plays a thunderclap and evil laughter while simultaneously making all the outside lights strobe and I think we’ve made 7 children cry and several more jump back in fear 🎃
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You ever hoover the stairs and then just… sit down for a bit? Because it’s fucking exhausting?
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Painted the kitchen yesterday. Still a few bits to touch up and we need a light over the table, but I’m pleased with this 😄
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This one has been an angel since her sister has been gone. Purrs, fuss, love, nonstop. Cats get a bad reputation for being cold but they’re very loving.
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I’m just a man with his Lays ready to sit on the balcony for an hour with my Fanta Limon* before dinner.
*it’s actually a beer
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Colleague: We should have a call every Thursday at 5pm to discuss this.
Me: I actually finish at 5pm, could we do 4.30pm?
Meeting Invitation: 5pm
I have yet to decide how petty I want to be about this.
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Posting a photo from yesterday because in my head today should still be the weekend 🥱
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