HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

Wow. In a rare switch up @ColinJost did not have one funny bit 2night while completely racist @MichaelChe actually had a few funny ones. Time to get rid of this news(liers) crew. Now they both suck.

I am calling for new elections for Senate in the New York district of Schmuck Sh... Sorry I mean @chuckschumer

this is your sign to order I Heart Mac & Cheese for dinner... 🧀😌

Putin Must Die at any cost!

Wel flks. Hertz has officially tkn my last rental. Fcts: cost 191.62 2 rnt a chep jeep limited for 2 days. Cst 2 extend 1 day, 656.33. crooks gt my lst dime. will nvr understand corp greed & lack of tht for custs vs Almighty $. Called 1-800 # & confirmed. Reuse out. Nit yall

So I learned 2day public officials allowed 2 violate law. Biden can violate the law. Illegal aliens violate law. Why shld I follow law. I'm hedn 2 the border. Protest? F-NO. I heading down 2 weld up all holes. Once complete I will guard w gun law allows! Sck it Dems. #civilwar

Dear @NASCAR and @FOXSports thank you for showing the @NASCARMex race. Really enjoying it.

Hey @AyannaPressley why are you such a racist America hater. The border coming in is not secure, but leaving is even easier. Either help solve problems or sit down and let the adults get things done. #partoftheproblem

Omg. @jimmyfallon your not funny please stop. Your embarrassing yourself. Stop. This is so saddddd.

Our @POTUS is a confirmed Domestic Terrorist. Why has our military not removed him in shackles?

#WarEagle

It's really to sad for the truck series. Ben Rhodes is just a bad person. A terrible person. He cheapens the truck series by winning. He can drive, yes but he is just a horrible human.

What @BretBaier is something snoring a Cup car. Nice spread the word. Pretty cool.

#wareagle

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Hey Elizabeth Banks thanks for Cocaine Bear. a true American piece of shit cinema. How sad. Y'all want us to celebrate women directors but damn. Do better or go back to acting. Jeez. Movie is total crap.

AHHHHHHH A 4th and 11th to start the year off! Thank you @DAYTONA for being a little nicer to us this year 😆

Wow. @Whataburger just lost a great customer. A breakfast on a bun with scrambled egg is now $6.50.