For CBC to call it so early is crazy …. The polls only close 15 minutes ago

Scammers - today it was a call from some saying they can say they can reduce my cellphone bill by 30% I asked them to clarify who they were calling from they said @TELUS and @Rogers 😂 The best bit is I’m with @Bell Ffs.

Didn’t get tickets Ticketmaster did me dirty Let me in and then couldn’t select tickets

Feeling not so confident of having 285892 people ahead of me … @oasis It’s way past my bed time 🇨🇦

Oasis Dublin Please Please Please

This thread gives me faith in this app

A little over two weeks ago, a user on Twitter posted a joke claiming, with a knowing wink, that J.D. Vance, the junior senator from Ohio and Trump’s running mate, had been quite intimate with an alluring chesterfield. (long thread)

Can someone explain to me the taping of @Olympics men’s 102+ singlets to cover @adidas stripes? Getting caught up watching and a guy was DQd while they were taping his thighs???

Weather is nuts. I’m in westmount - not a drop of rain yet. #abstorm #yyc

My @TELUS security system just sent out a tornado warning?! What the fuck is going on

This post has me so angry to the point of me being Irrational about it

A not so friendly reminder to those in #ymm #rmwb it could be a $1200 fine if not more if you decide to have a backyard fire during this current ban. https://t.co/1XwezLRAnu

.@ATCOElectric app is saying 8pm now…

Power is out in parts of downtown - unfortunately not a surprise with this heat .. will be interesting to know the cause @ATCOElectric @RMWoodBuffalo #rmwb #ymm

This but I’m in Canada - The coverage I have through work doesn’t cover one lens. If it was not for contacts or glasses I would be walking around like Mr. Magoo or Thelma from ScoobyDoo

Alberta Baby Boom 2025

Hey @Ryanair looks like @WestJet has taken a couple of notes from the true OGs 😂

Unexpected rage came from today’s @nytimes strands puzzle… connection usually has that that daily honour

Just got off with Kyle Reid at Robby’s towing. He has a full tanker of gas at the 881 turnoff as well as diesel for anyone who needs it. They also can do any mechanical fixes needed. And tons of pallets of water too #ymm

Update - May 11, 8:30 a.m. An evacuation alert remains in place for Fort McMurray and Saprae Creek Estates. , Aerial operations continued overnight through the use of night vision helicopters, and fire and smoke behaviour have quieted because of cooler temperatures and favourable