yes i like my own tweets. i make myself laugh

Y’all realize you need a masters degree to be a librarian? They are actually very underpaid for the work they do

Home Depot lighting aisle is one of the few joys we have left in this world

The Life of a Showgirl is spiritually Emilia Perez

Lover sounds like Beethoven today

sometimes ur makeup brushes gotta be a lil dirty like a cast iron skillet

travvy travvy travvy can't you see sometimes your wood just hypnotize me

Once you love wide leg pants, there is no going back from that.

The fisherman of Gaza got a chance to fish because the Israeli navy what’s too busy blocking the Sumud Flotilla Look at the joy on their faces

david jonsson you have the kindest eyes to ever exist

These aren’t lyrics born of depth, just reference points engineered to ride the current wave internet talking points like ‘eldest daughters suffer more than jesus’ and spark a shallow ‘she’s just like me’ emotion from its listener. Not moved

u can tell times have changed cuz it's october and no lesbians have posted girl in red

Guys I’m crying because I’ve just seen these photos from the Good Boy premiere

Happy 30th birthday to the talented Ayo Edebiri!

spotify needs a thumbs down button

https://t.co/Yql0XsgznF

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happy october

happy October 1st! here's the full run of "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown." to kick off spooky season!

Vanilla is a miracle of a flavor and the way we as a society have diminished it to boring is spoiled little brat behavior. And don’t even get me started on what we’ve done to the concept of having normal loving sex

#whoremembers