jasmine ☆
@bmo_dnp
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hard launch dragged me back in
she/her, 24, uk
Joined December 2025
it’s their day
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give him a minute
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obv the dentist was crying bc she was missing her BEST PATIENT‼️
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his most iconic tweet that’s so famous it’s shared by random yearners across the world daily
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i was going to ask you…will you watch dnp play poppy playtime 5 tonight with me please dont watch anything else come to my house and we’ll watch it together we’ll have so much fun its so private no one will know we could watch dnp for a week or even two completely alone together
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phil: me and dan just ate dinner dan: and that is NOT a euphemism for a TERRIBLE AWFUL sex act you FREAKS!!!!!
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wait i know this one
new fanfic trope: there were two beds but we only used one
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to anyone having protein pancakes on this pancake day - fuck off and grow up
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i love when dnp tell the old youtube tales like they've retired 30 years ago and we're their grandchildren visiting for christmas
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does anyone want to watch the new hunger games with me in november, i’m planning ahead
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i can’t believe the phupload was so controversial has no one ever seen an episode of chicken shop date before????
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