🎥 A wee vid from me. Looking as pristine as ever…😩 BLACK FRIDAY OFFER: Get 90% off my Scottish football podcasts by paying just £2.27 for a year of pods. I know. It’s preposterous. Use code 0EF4C here: https://t.co/qmmr51GHtQ

Please be honest, I’m trying to prove a point! Would you report your neighbor if you knew they were mistreating their dog? 🐶 🐕

My Grandmother used to say, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." Not sure if it's true, or just one of Granny's myths.

Pre-match build up with everyone's favourite Bear 🐻 #thepeoplespub

I love the BBC.

Just came out of Lidl and saw a woman crying her eyes out. She was explaining to people that she’d lost all of her Xmas spending money and didn’t know how she would be able to afford everything! I felt really sorry for her and gave her £50. I don’t normally do this sort of thing

Pre-match build up with everyone's favourite Bear 🐻 #thepeoplespub

@GlesgaBluemk6 Reported

My name’s Daniel, I’m 45, and two weeks ago I learned something about my mother that I’m still ashamed I didn’t see sooner. She’s 80, lives alone in the little tan house she’s been in for half a century. The one with the peeling shutters and the mailbox she still refuses to

Eddie Murphy dominated the 80s! Pick a favourite from these 48 Hrs (1982) Delirious (1983) Trading Places (1983) Beverly Hills Cop (1984) Best Defence (1984) The Golden Child (1986) Eddie Murphy Raw (1987) Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) Coming to America (1988) Harlem Nights (1989)

I watched it 17 times 🤣😂 I hope he’s ok

@reformparty_uk Merry Christmas Bearette from a Glasgow Rangers fan 💙🇬🇧

Guess the football legend. Level: Hard

This was Killington Lake Services on the M6 last night. 🐀

That was a hard watch and I watched my uncle touch my mum last Christmas during karaoke

I’m gonna sign of this app for a bit .

@McCoistNo9 @FalkirkFC Was never winning it ffs 😂🤦🏼‍♂️

@TheMehOffice @putey_pute @_RyanRFC_ @RangersFC People telling me I’m British is a bit repetitive as I’m only Scottish 🙄

Which one john I've been in both 😉