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british (derogatory) ~ chronic yapper
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trying so hard not to make a “behind every gay person” joke but this picture is too perfect
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imagine you and ur bf haven't been apart for more than 2 weeks and the one time he leaves you for a month he dresses as a slutty nun and hits the club and you go insane and dye everything in the house green
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i owe all the schizophrenics an apology for doubting them
JUST IN: 🇨🇳 China unveils 0.6 cm mosquito-like spy drone designed for stealth missions.
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mama your future husband a blur behind you
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new political strategy just dropped
Taiwanese Parliament member reportedly stole a bill and ran away with it to stop it from being passed
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what’s the protocol if gay eddie actually happens like im not trying to get my hopes up but everything keeps moving me slightly
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oh my god they straight up screenshot our tweets and post them in there
might join some 911 facebook groups for the bants
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Does this mean Oliver's going to be picking him up again soon?
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The bond between a girl and her gay friend can be so important
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interesting.
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he’s still making her biscuits i feel like i’ve been shot
📸 | first new episode still of ted lasso season 4 jason sudeikis as ted lasso and hannah waddingham as rebecca welton
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my dad is a true ticketmaster warrior i owe him for the rest of my life for getting these with two hours notice
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“if something happens to you we need to identify the body”. oh great thanks! 😃
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will never forget my first time in america. me and my parents went to a bar in san francisco that wouldn’t let us in without ID. me, fair enough, but i told the bouncer that’s insane. my parents are like 60 and clearly not underage and when i asked why he said:
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how harries are gonna be moving soon
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