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@blitzisms

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independent portrayal of blitzรธ from helluva boss (SERIES) *โ‹†โ˜…๐–ค โ สแดแดœ'ส€แด‡ แดส สœแด‡แด€ส€แด› โž @HelluvaOwl โ™ก โ€ข #nsfw โ€ข #deaddove โ€ข MDNI โ€ข 21+ SELECTIVE . ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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@blitzisms
โ€” ร˜๐–.แŸ ๐€ ๐๐„๐– ๐‡ร˜๐‹๐„.แŸ
2 months
แ…Ÿ โ€” ๐“๐‡๐„ ๐…๐”๐‚๐Š ๐ˆ๐’ ๐ˆ๐๐’๐”๐‘๐€๐๐‚๐„? แ…Ÿ https://t.co/VAjO9XMDUm
@VoxsLittleImp
โ€” ๐–๐‡๐€๐“๐‚๐‡๐€ ๐ƒ๐‘๐„๐€๐Œ๐ˆ๐โ€™ ๐€๐๐Ž๐”๐“?
2 months
แ…Ÿ ๐ˆ ๐ ๐ฎ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž ๐ข๐ฌ ๐š ๐ ๐จ๐.แŸ แ…Ÿ https://t.co/v11pNRyaUc
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@blitzisms
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1 minute
แ…Ÿ I mean โ€” แ…Ÿ
@MANICBROADCAST
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1 minute
แ…Ÿ ย ย ย ย ย  Yeesh . You sound like you're about to start overthinking it . แ…Ÿ ย ย ย ย ย  แ…Ÿ
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@blitzisms
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3 minutes
FUCK NO
@OceanSizedEgo
๐๐ˆ๐† ๐๐ข๐œ๐ค ๐ž๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ
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said what i said .๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ
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@blitzisms
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3 minutes
Not related to anything currently but if I don't getโ€” [ redacted nsfw sentence that's ridiculously explicit & censored perfectly by random assorted sounds that are both conveniently placed & cut perfectly ] โ€” soon, I'm gonna fuckinโ€™ die
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@blitzisms
โ€” ร˜๐–.แŸ ๐€ ๐๐„๐– ๐‡ร˜๐‹๐„.แŸ
10 minutes
wHAT
@OceanSizedEgo
๐๐ˆ๐† ๐๐ข๐œ๐ค ๐ž๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ
11 minutes
plllease do , my car door is open
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@blitzisms
โ€” ร˜๐–.แŸ ๐€ ๐๐„๐– ๐‡ร˜๐‹๐„.แŸ
10 minutes
แ…Ÿ hahaโ€” who would've thought?;; ( this has to be some sort of bad omen , right? ) แ…Ÿ
@MANICBROADCAST
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แ…Ÿ ย ย ย ย ย  #shocker , amirite .แฃ [ suspense.sfx ] แ…Ÿ ย ย ย ย ย  แ…Ÿ
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@MANICBROADCAST
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แ…Ÿ ย ย ย ย ย  #shocker , amirite .แฃ [ suspense.sfx ] แ…Ÿ ย ย ย ย ย  แ…Ÿ
@blitzisms
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18 minutes
แ…Ÿ So we're both depraved weirdรธs then? Figured . แ…Ÿ
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@blitzisms
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12 minutes
FUCK YOU
@OceanSizedEgo
๐๐ˆ๐† ๐๐ข๐œ๐ค ๐ž๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ
15 minutes
no takesies backsies babe ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š
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@blitzisms
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13 minutes
https://t.co/FWZrFCU9xV Ex-fuckin-cuse me Chaz ? I WASN'T FAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME LMAO
@OceanSizedEgo
๐๐ˆ๐† ๐๐ข๐œ๐ค ๐ž๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ
15 minutes
@blitzisms fuck would I ever. I want it to burn , cause if you're the one lighting the fire i know it's gonna be good
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@blitzisms
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16 minutes
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ .WAIT NO I MEAN ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
@OceanSizedEgo
๐๐ˆ๐† ๐๐ข๐œ๐ค ๐ž๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ
21 minutes
๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค
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@blitzisms
โ€” ร˜๐–.แŸ ๐€ ๐๐„๐– ๐‡ร˜๐‹๐„.แŸ
18 minutes
แ…Ÿ So we're both depraved weirdรธs then? Figured . แ…Ÿ
@MANICBROADCAST
ูŽ
21 minutes
แ…Ÿ ย ย ย ย ย  ( smug ass grin ) Ease up , half pint . I don't got much room to talk when I got hard from hating that noisy red fuck . แ…Ÿ ย ย ย ย ย  แ…Ÿ
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@blitzisms
โ€” ร˜๐–.แŸ ๐€ ๐๐„๐– ๐‡ร˜๐‹๐„.แŸ
25 minutes
๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ
@OceanSizedEgo
๐๐ˆ๐† ๐๐ข๐œ๐ค ๐ž๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ
27 minutes
๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ
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@MANICBROADCAST
ูŽ
27 minutes
แ…Ÿ ย ย ย ย ย  [ insert laughing vox emoji appearing in his search results ] I love owning the internet . แ…Ÿ ย ย ย ย ย  แ…Ÿ
@blitzisms
โ€” ร˜๐–.แŸ ๐€ ๐๐„๐– ๐‡ร˜๐‹๐„.แŸ
30 minutes
แ…Ÿ Oฬถkฬถ ฬถgฬถรธฬถรธฬถgฬถlฬถeฬถ ฬถhฬถoฬถwฬถ ฬถdฬถoฬถ ฬถIฬถ ฬถtฬถeฬถlฬถlฬถ ฬถtฬถhฬถeฬถ ฬถmฬถeฬถdฬถiฬถaฬถ ฬถoฬถvฬถeฬถrฬถlฬถoฬถrฬถdฬถ ฬถtฬถhฬถaฬถtฬถ ฬถhฬถiฬถsฬถ ฬถdฬถoฬถpฬถpฬถeฬถlฬถgฬถaฬถnฬถgฬถeฬถrฬถ ฬถmฬถaฬถdฬถeฬถ ฬถmฬถeฬถ ฬถhฬถaฬถrฬถdฬถ ฬถaฬถsฬถ ฬถfฬถuฬถcฬถkฬถ?ฬถ แ…Ÿ
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@blitzisms
โ€” ร˜๐–.แŸ ๐€ ๐๐„๐– ๐‡ร˜๐‹๐„.แŸ
26 minutes
แ…Ÿ [ wAIT โ€” SHIT โ€” OH FUCK ] แ…Ÿ
@MANICBROADCAST
ูŽ
27 minutes
แ…Ÿ ย ย ย ย ย  [ insert laughing vox emoji appearing in his search results ] I love owning the internet . แ…Ÿ ย ย ย ย ย  แ…Ÿ
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@blitzisms
โ€” ร˜๐–.แŸ ๐€ ๐๐„๐– ๐‡ร˜๐‹๐„.แŸ
27 minutes
๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ
@OceanSizedEgo
๐๐ˆ๐† ๐๐ข๐œ๐ค ๐ž๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ
32 minutes
๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ง
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@blitzisms
โ€” ร˜๐–.แŸ ๐€ ๐๐„๐– ๐‡ร˜๐‹๐„.แŸ
30 minutes
แ…Ÿ Oฬถkฬถ ฬถgฬถรธฬถรธฬถgฬถlฬถeฬถ ฬถhฬถoฬถwฬถ ฬถdฬถoฬถ ฬถIฬถ ฬถtฬถeฬถlฬถlฬถ ฬถtฬถhฬถeฬถ ฬถmฬถeฬถdฬถiฬถaฬถ ฬถoฬถvฬถeฬถrฬถlฬถoฬถrฬถdฬถ ฬถtฬถhฬถaฬถtฬถ ฬถhฬถiฬถsฬถ ฬถdฬถoฬถpฬถpฬถeฬถlฬถgฬถaฬถnฬถgฬถeฬถrฬถ ฬถmฬถaฬถdฬถeฬถ ฬถmฬถeฬถ ฬถhฬถaฬถrฬถdฬถ ฬถaฬถsฬถ ฬถfฬถuฬถcฬถkฬถ?ฬถ แ…Ÿ
@MANICBROADCAST
ูŽ
32 minutes
แ…Ÿ ย ย ย ย ย  It can't be anymore outlandish than what got me hard . แ…Ÿ ย ย ย ย ย  แ…Ÿ
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@blitzisms
โ€” ร˜๐–.แŸ ๐€ ๐๐„๐– ๐‡ร˜๐‹๐„.แŸ
33 minutes
๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช
@OceanSizedEgo
๐๐ˆ๐† ๐๐ข๐œ๐ค ๐ž๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ
34 minutes
๐ŸงŽโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸงŽโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸงŽโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@blitzisms
โ€” ร˜๐–.แŸ ๐€ ๐๐„๐– ๐‡ร˜๐‹๐„.แŸ
35 minutes
๐Ÿ•ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ•ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ•ด๐Ÿป
@OceanSizedEgo
๐๐ˆ๐† ๐๐ข๐œ๐ค ๐ž๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ
35 minutes
๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@OceanSizedEgo
๐๐ˆ๐† ๐๐ข๐œ๐ค ๐ž๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ
35 minutes
๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ
@blitzisms
โ€” ร˜๐–.แŸ ๐€ ๐๐„๐– ๐‡ร˜๐‹๐„.แŸ
36 minutes
. . . . [ facepalm ]
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@blitzisms
โ€” ร˜๐–.แŸ ๐€ ๐๐„๐– ๐‡ร˜๐‹๐„.แŸ
36 minutes
แ…Ÿ I don't think you really want that answer , bud . แ…Ÿ
@MANICBROADCAST
ูŽ
39 minutes
แ…Ÿ ย ย ย ย ย  What got you hard .แฃ แ…Ÿ ย ย ย ย ย  แ…Ÿ
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@blitzisms
โ€” ร˜๐–.แŸ ๐€ ๐๐„๐– ๐‡ร˜๐‹๐„.แŸ
36 minutes
. . . . [ facepalm ]
@OceanSizedEgo
๐๐ˆ๐† ๐๐ข๐œ๐ค ๐ž๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ
37 minutes
hey siri , how do I impress an imp without my dick ? dont post this on tVVitter . DON'T .
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