"that was the old me" and it's me approximately 4 minutes ago

aaj se zyada kutta din nahi hoga puure calendar me

#ElClásico #chudgayeguru #mbapperandi #maakelodemendy #realmadrid #nanganaach

date idea is sitting on banaras ke thande ghat with our feet dipped in ganga and see my whole life slip away in her eyes while talking about the subjective nature of how we experience reality and how i've managed to fuck up every single thing in my life.

achi khasi on track kismat ke achanak se itne andhe lode lagte hain it almost looks like a french orgy from late 1800's

real

plucking those little baby hair on her toes and she's plucking mine it's a forever type of thing

President of "daily phone galti se gerke apne screen guard or display ki maa chudwa dena" association.

human psyche spectrum has a range of "this is the one" to "muh bhi nahi lagaun inn chuutmaro ko" all while having extra time to reflect upon a great many things that time has taken away from you.

whoever came up with the idea of making it a dry day on this ganje ki jayanti hated him more than the person trying to cancel him today, that mf clearly didn't want his next of kin to go out and pop champagne for this pedophile.

if i knew this the type of shit i'd be on then i'd be on a different type of shit, the shit just lingers somewhere deep inside me, the shit never leaves.

saw this one corporate hanso ka joda walking down the road while holding hands and yapping at each other and tbh the only positive that came out of this is that my car didn't misalign itself from the road and ran over this beautiful couple.

love when an election candidate ka choda comes to my house and asks for my valuable support and i reply with "stree moh me andha purush 'dhoke' ko 'vidhi ka vidhaan' naam de deta hai" and we both stare at each other till he proceeds to the next house.

you do not need shilajit if you're up past 12am sitting on the floor fantasising how you wish some things would've happened differently while maintaining basic functionality and not taking any accountability for it too.

went from august 24th to september 26th in just 10mins and at this point Mariah carey's about to shake her ass on all i want for christmas is you any time now

Rehab is shit, therapy is a joke and 'it is what it is' never works, what works is getting your algorithm flooded by "desi auntiya breastfeeding their kids" and you opening your phone between sage rishtedaar in broad daylight who're gonna absolutely beat the nashe out of you.

that woman with questionable social presence who crashes out atleast 10 times a day over minor inconveniences and keeps clinging on to the familiar self destructive coping mechanisms will save you from death

mujhe gaano ne bachaya

took me a while but finally realised that my biggest opp is baarish ke keede

cons of democracy is people voting for all these phony politicians with criminal backgrounds who then create these bhenkilodi sarkarein who patronise people with hypocritical moralistic norms that are never implemented when it comes to overall health and wellfare of this society