This whole “put BTC on your balance sheet” meta was cute until shit stopped going up. Most of these companies bought the fucking top and leveraged themselves into oblivion thinking Bitcoin would just moon forever. Now imagine BTC nukes 40% in a proper bear. Their treasuries get

Bitcoin in corporate treasuries is the new flex.But what happens when that flex turns into a fucking liability?. Everyone copied Saylor.Everyone thought adding BTC to the balance sheet was some 4D chess.Until stocks started bleeding even while Bitcoin pumped. Semler Scientific is

PRESS F BRO. Someone please find his wallet.I cant send him the 10k BTC he lost.Cant even send 0.001 tbh. But I can send him a dozen rugged-ass memecoins.like real degen loveletters. Stay strong legend 🫡.

Alright let’s talk about $COIN. This project is literally a fuck you to banks, CEXes and every button that says withdrawal paused. It’s not a token you invest in for fundamentals. It’s a joke. But a good one. The kind that hits too close to home. The kind that actually makes

GM fam. What’s the plan for this week boys?

Have a good weekend fam.

Bitcoin just slipped below 115k after Trump dropped tariffs on 66 countries and the market instantly got smacked. Over $630 million in liquidations in 24 hours, bears got fucked. ETH pulled back too, but let’s not forget it’s still up 48% in July. Bitcoin held +8%, so this isn’t

$DPAI is finally moving up and fuck yeah it deserves it.Been watching this thing and thinking the whole time.it’s not just a project - it’s a fuckin rocket waiting to take off. I swear this thing deserves to fly straight to a milly mc.and if it does.I’ll be there grinning like a

Another 15K ETH buy just dropped. The Ether Machine scooped $57M worth of ETH and now holds over 334,000 ETH in their wallet.That’s more than the Ethereum Foundation itself lol. They’re aiming to go public on Nasdaq as ETHM later this year or early 2026. This puts them in the top

$DPAI might be one of the most slept-on plays rn. They’re building full-blown autonomous ecom stores with AI agents doing literally everything.Product research, ad scaling, sourcing, pricing - all on autopilot.Feels like Shopify on crack but web3 native. MC under $100k.And ngl

Grabbed some $BITBOY this morning and ngl the timing might be perfect. Bitcoin’s official account posted a pic of a dude that looks exactly like the BitBoy character and I dont think it’s a coincidence. Chart’s looking juicy af with $3.7M volume already and market cap still

Got a gem cookin for later today.Stay sharp fam, it’s comin!.

GM fam. What button would you press right now?

Bitcoin is stuck between 116K and 120K and ETH is losing momentum just below 4K. The whole market is frozen ahead of the FOMC rate decision in a few hours and inflation data right behind it. Everyone expects the Fed to hold rates steady with 98 percent probability but even that

$NRX just did a brutal 3x straight outta nowhere.Project’s been around for a while but finally getting the eyes it deserves. Chart looks like it went full parabola then kissed the dip gods.But liquidity’s still thick, 766K cap, volume’s alive, and entry looks clean af. Feels like

#BONKCAT is that type of token where you either get rugged or write lore with your blood. They dropped a cat memecoin to fight off the dog plague, chart looks like it got clawed to death already, but ngl I’m still watching it outta respect for the vibe. Cats might be broke rn,

$PENJU got real energy behind it.This feels like early Solana-style chaos with a hint of actual tech. They’re building AI-powered onchain agents.Bots that automate trading, earn while you sleep, handle tasks across platforms.and the 20% APR staking just went live for early birds

GM fam.Who do you want to be this week?

I fucking love the mountains in my country.Swear to god they hit different. Pull up to Georgia just to see that view with your own eyes