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testing 1-2-3, testing #ignoreme

Hi Twitter! Just dropping in to see if this place has become a toxic right-wing hellscape yet. Find me over on that 🦣 site. And probably that blue site whenever I get an invite. Okaybye.

What do we think the chances are SEPTA will manage to switch from Key Cards to smartphones before whatever the next technology happens to be takes over?

When I think of places teens want to hang out, the library is not the place that comes to mind. Also, if you think all the libraries in this city are safe, you’re in for quite an awakening.

Fuck Florida.

Max is this decade’s “extreme.”

These observations brought to you by the word “pedantic,” the letter “Q,” the number 7, and a generous donation from viewers like you.

Dear TV Prop Makers, If you’re making something that’s supposed to be a Quran, perhaps consider binding it on the correct side.

Dear Everyone on TV with a Gun, Get a holster. Your waistband is just a recipe to accidentally shoot yourself in the cojones.

Also, medical shows: HIPAA. Look it up.

Let's remember that, in the end, he's not seeing jail for these crimes (if convicted). He's likely going to end up under house arrest, posting things to social media from his gold toilet wearing an ankle tracker. Because rich white dude.

Dear Medical Shows, When you take off procedure gloves, they don't go on the patient's bedside table. Love, People Who Prefer Bio-Safety

The ADHD tendency to need routine but then get painfully bored with routine and need excitement but then get overwhelmed and overstimulated and need routine.

On this Transgender Day of Visibility, Michelle and I want every trans person in America—and around the world—to know that we see you and we stand with you. Every LGBTQIA+ person deserves to feel safe and protected.

I would very much like to meet the 10% of developers not using APIs.

Are you wondering what passkeys are? You’re not alone. Over the next few days, we’ll answer some of the most common questions about passkeys to help you understand how they work, and use them with confidence. 🧵⬇️

This one’s easy: you do the crime, you do the time. Having once been President is not a Get Out of Jail Free card. Period. End of story.

This Transgender Day of Visibility, The Trevor Project celebrates the love, joy, triumph, and gender euphoria of trans and nonbinary people around the globe. Today — and everyday — we are here to support trans and nonbinary youth. We see you. We celebrate you. We love you. 🧡