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Norwegian farmer selling beef and firewood for #bitcoin , noderunner, nostr: npub1xcrkgfqejzgqaxle4jhmuyp8g0xpjvsug4yt6ayxw8r7p02j3gjscl60yf
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Lumber from my own forest.
Planted by my great grandfather.
To build for my kids, and their kids, and probably their kids too.
This is the way.
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Today we made history.
@Halvor_he
bought these three pallets of firewood in exchange for
#bitcoin
This marks the first ever firewood for
#bitcoin
exchange conducted in Norway.
Fuck fiat. Opt out!
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ONE YEAR WITHOUT ALCOHOL
SIX MONTHS OF OWNING MY OWN FARM
BEST YEAR EVER
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BREAKING:
One of Norways largest companies Aker just invested more than $50 million in
#bitcoin
and plans to substantially increase the amount in the future.
The founder, Kjell Inge Røkke, Norways second richest man says he sees the potensial for Bitcoin to become digital gold.
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Norwegian farmer must pay a $8000 fee for producing more milk than her allowed quota.
Meanwhile Norway has milk shortages and must import from EU.
Just another day in the world of central planning.
Opt out, buy
#bitcoin
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I bought my family farm this month and will be 5th generation to take care of the land🙌
Can’t wait to build my life on the foundation of
#bitcoin
and this beautiful piece of land.
I genuinely feel like THIS IS THE WAY.
*zero sats were sold in order to aquire the property.
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Today I found an old stone path that goes through my lawn and restored it
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Stacked at 20K.
Stacked at 19K.
Will stack at 18K.
17K will be stacked.
If 16K happens, then stacking happens.
15K would be stacked hard.
Have stacked at 14K before, and will do it again.
13K would result in some nice stacks.
It would feel rude to stack 12K.
BRING IT ON!
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This is EyvyTheFarmer signing out.
It’s been a good run.
But it’s time to move on.
I created this nym b/c I was too afraid of what employers, colleagues, friends & family would think about my opinions.
Now it’s time to stand up for being a bitcoiner.
To become bitcoinbonden.
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I FUCKING BOUGHT PIGS🐖🐖
And in a few weeks we will hopefully have a lot of piglets🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷
LFG🚀🚀🚀
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Are you even a bitcoiner if you dont have raw milk on tap in your fridge?
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The best thing about hosting a bitcoin event is that the barn looks like this the day after.
Very grateful for bitcoiners🙏🙏🙏
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Just bought 10 trays of eggs for the halving festival breakfast
The farmer wanted me to pay him in
#bitcoin
for the first time
ONWARDS!
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Today was a BIG day for me.
I received the first cow from the slaughtery.
The road from buying a farm 2 years ago, to sitting in this trailer today, has been paved with many challenges.
The worst for me has been the naysayers.
But I said FUCK the naysayers and did it anyway.
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Made it to the front page in Norways biggest agriculture newspaper.
Tick tock next block⏱️
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WE FUCKING GOT TWINS
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One of Norways largest business newspapers just released an article where I question the fairness of todays monetary system.
The most popular mainstream economists, including
@makroblogger
claims a little inflation is good for the common man.
I call bullshit.
When the central
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First calf of the year has been born!
Leave your name recommendations below👇👇👇
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Started building tables and benches for the Halving Festival!
Built to last and everything except the screws comes from the farm😎💪
What do you think?
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How bullish am I on
#bitcoin
?
Today I caught a mouse with a bucket and gave it to my cat to save money on cat feed.
THATS HOW BULLISH I AM ON BITCOIN
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250 burgers in an hour.
Easy on a bitcoin standard!
The halving festival is going good😎
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Beautiful Norwegian winter morning with sunrise at 9AM
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The Halving Festival is hereby wheelchair friendly.
These planks are cut on a local saw mill from trees I fell in my forest. Trees my great grandfather planted with future generations in mind.
To raise the standards of this barn with these planks feels daaamn good🔥
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Always feels good when you get confirmation that you are getting stronger.
Last year I could only lift $50 of groceries with one hand, while this year I can lift $100💪💪💪
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New stack of happy, organic, 100% grassfed beef in the house🔥🔥🔥
Free deliveries in Østfold, Akershus, Oslo, Asker and Bærum tomorrow between 12-21.
10 kg - 850 000 sats / 3500,-
20 kg - 1 580 000 sats / 6500,-
30 kg - 2 190 000 sats / 9000,-
#bitcoin
payments preferred
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The Ten Commandments contain 297 words.
The United States Declaration of Independence contain 1337 words.
The EU directive for export of duck eggs contain 26 911 words.
🤷♂️
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Hear me out: Pig racing with betting on lightning integrated 🐖⚡️
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I promise, even in the event of someone holding a gun to my head, that I will never put fucking methane blockers in my cows.
Fuck that, and fuck anyone who pushes it.
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Started renovating the barn that my great grandfather built, with lumber I cut, from trees he planted.
Poetic.
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bUt WhO wIlL bUiLd tHe RoAdS?
STFU, we’ll build our own roads!
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26 deliveries to 26 awesome people in one day.
14 hours driving without a break, but supplied with coffee, pizza and water on the way.
THANK YOU to all you wonderful plebs that bought my meat.
You are the best💪💪💪
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Farm shop pricing in NOK automatically converting to
#bitcoin
at the time of purchase.
I fucking love
@BtcpayServer
❤️❤️❤️
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I’m so bullish on farming it’s not even funny. It’s by far the best profession out there.
Message is on point: We’re taking farming back from the fiat system and making it fun again. And these’s nothing they can do about it.
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Norges første bitcoinbonde er ute og høster oppmerksomhet i media.
Her er det bare å rigge seg til med popkorn og åpne kommentarfeltene🍿🍿🍿
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My 81 year old neighbour came over when I was burning a fire by his house.
He had previously asked if I could take down just a few more trees to the left.
So I did when we started the fire three days ago.
Now he was so glad he could finally see the farm on the other side of
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URGENT MESSAGE TO ALL MY CUSTOMERS THAT PAY WITH
#BITCOIN
REMEMBER TO REPLACE THE SATS YOU SPEND OR HAVE FUN STAYING POOR.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION.
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The Norwegian
#bitcoin
community is way bigger and more awesome than I could have ever imagined🔥🔥🔥
WAGMI👊
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Cant wait to get the cows back in the forest this summer.
Turning grass, herbs, berries and bushes into beef.
Doesnt even sound real.
But boy it is!
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Guys I have to make a confession.
I know I was supposed to wait for the bull market but… I acquired a girlfriend. And she is based as fuck.
Loves nature.
Wants plenty of kids.
Works hard at the farm.
Shoots guns.
Can now fell a tree with a chainsaw.
Pro freedom.
Blessed!
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First rotational grazing relying on gps-collars linked to an app on my phone where I draw the paddocks😎
The collars warn the cows with sound when they near the border. The pitch gets higher and higher until they reach it. If they procede they get ⚡️
They learn quick though!
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Successful deer hunt. Heart went straight in the pan😋
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Yesterday we tried the first salami that I produced on the cured meat course in september.
I dont mean to be cocky here, but it was FUCKING DELICIOUS.
Next time it will be from my own meat. Cant wait!
Just finished a two day course in cured meat production, using traditional methods.
I’m really pumped about replacing some fiat products with some of my own inventions in the near future.
Stay tuned👀
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Fellow Bitcoiners!
We finally have the pleasure of announcing the Halving Festival. A two day celebration of the next Bitcoin epoch.
This is an event by Norwegian Bitcoiners for ALL Bitcoiners!
Following is some more information about the event👇👇👇
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Just came home from the yearly meeting with our cattle breed association.
In light of the recent media coverage I have gotten, we talked more about bitcoin than cows.
And these people REALLY love cows.
Bullish.
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Today I started harvesting my most exclusive crop this year, the tobacco.
I dont even smoke, but I think this is a nice 🖕 to the Norwegian government and it’s ~60-80% extra tax on people choosing to consume a plant they dont like.
TAX THIS!
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Here is a 🧵 listing some of the taxes and fees we have in Norway.
Which ones am I missing?
Personal income tax
Company income tax
Sales tax
Wealth tax
Employer tax
Finance tax
Petroleum tax
Salmon tax
Dividend tax
Capital gains tax
Social security fee
Real estate tax
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You might need a doctor or a lawyer sometime in your life.
But you’ll definitely need a farmer, every single day.
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Norway has more carnivores than vegans, vegetarians and pescetarians COMBINED.
The survey was answered by 18 783 customers of the second largest convenience store chain in Norway, Coop.
Seems far off from the mainstream narrative doesnt it?
Dont trust, verify.
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Calf number 11 and 12 came today😎
It’s the first time I have helped a calf find the milk dispensers.
Probably would have found it herself eventually, but I couldnt resist the temptation of touching these enormous jugs😬
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I will literally cut down every tree in the world and stack them nicely in bags, instead of going to therapy.
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Bought a whole wild boar from
@PhilipeBodnar
for
#Bitcoin
today.
This means wild boar roast for the Bitcoin Halving Festival is secured💪
Stay tuned for more updates👀👂
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American Hodl was the one that lit the Bitcoin maxi spark in me during the mini-bear of 2019-2020 and the following march 2020 crash.
If I can pass that on to just ONE person on Twitter, then it’s worth all the time in the world.
DUMP YOUR STUPID SHITCOINS AND FREE YOUR MIND!
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Say hi to one of my favorite heifers.
Her name is Evie and her pronouns are Climate/Destoyooor
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Sending some logs to the local mill, so I have enough planks to finish the barn for the halving festival😎
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Over the last nine years, Norwegian dairy farmers have paid NOK 400 million (~$40m) in fees, for «overproduction».
IMAGINE HAVING THE AUDACITY TO PRODUCE TOO MUCH MILK😡
Meanwhile, we import about 20 000 tons of dairy products from the EU annually.
Make it make sense👇
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Spent 3 hours in phone calls and filling out forms to _be_allowed_to_buy_more_cows.
You soon need a compliance officer to run a farm in Norway.
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Mini halving festival going strong.
Good people.
Good vibes.
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We were finished building tables and benches a week ago…
Then you psychos decided to buy more tickets.
WE CAN BUILD TABLES LONGER THAN YOU CAN STAY SOLVENT
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Norwegian minister of agriculture promises farmers they will make an average of NOK 608K ($59 000) by 2027.
The important question though is; How much will NOK 608K be worth in 2027?
I have another radical proposal: Running our farms as businesses and setting our own prices.
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About 6 months ago I had a vivid dream that a herd of cattle came running out of nowhere to stay on my farm.
That lit a spark in me to pursue a life as a cattle rancher. A custodian of my land.
Today that dream became reality.
Go chase your dreams.
Goodnight🙏
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Any Oslo plebs have nothing to do today?
Come out to Siggerud and help us tear down the rest of this cabin. Today and tomorrow from 9-16💪
Lunch included🍔
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Is what you’re doing today making you happy?
That sure is the case for me.
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Tomorrow this will all change. I will pick myself up and set things right.
I will start seeing the beauty in this life again, and trumf all negativity with the belief in myself and a better future.
Life is too short to limit oneself to a poverty mindset.
LFG🚀🚀🚀
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