Putting your condolences on the Wrigley field Jumbotron is crazy work.

I bought a car last week cuz I was horny.

Vasectomy for the culture.

Dosas and Samosas.

Easter dinner at bdubs with the fiancée #spoiled.

The plug hit me with a 10% tariff.

Starting a line of flamin hot communion wafers.

If the dems didn’t care about genocide they sure as shit don’t care about democracy.

Fuck, marry, kill:.-ooh ee ooh ah ah.-ting tang.-walla walla bing bang.

I link therefore I’m fam.

Spresso tini in a plastic cup is so ferda.

Fascism is a bitchless ideology.

There are more sexual assault allegations in the trump White House than there are trans athletes in all of high school sports. .

Eating Pizza Hut with white wine at 7:26AM in an airport is diabolical behavior.

Luigi a dog fr.

The moment your freedoms threaten capital, they will disappear.

Aggression does not equal strength, restraint is a far better metric.

US domestic policy for the last century has just been how we divvy up the spoils obtained through our foreign policy.

“Red-pilled” being associated with conservatism is so insane since conservatism is just preserving the status quo. the least “red-pilled”/revolutionary thing you can do.

She flick on my dick like a tech deck.