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@birdmetaphor
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i am an artist from Vatican City and this is my art #conclavetwt #creeptwt
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I had a dream I was being eaten alive by a vulture as big as me and woke up with phantom pains all over my body where it pecked me sure man what the hell I don’t even care anymore I let that happen
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Gag me with a knife bro I hate my stupid baka chungus existence. Peace
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Heat is so bad the lake at my university dried up and all the fish died so now it’s just a rotting smelling flesh pit stinking up the whole campus
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I have paper boi + crank dat killer level beef with my academic advisor and idk who is who but every time I get an email from her a sting plays in my head
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I literally used up all my oxygen trying to hit that high note in the shower and got so lightheaded I had to turn the water off and sit down
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And in the name of the creep tapes season 2 trailer please let me score with the spiritually josef baddie in my dramatic writing class dear god 🙏
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I need to be shot so bad 🙏 PLEASE!!! Whoever kills me I’ll owe you a favor!
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The ideal Lawresco dynamic for me: the dazzling dazzling brightly colored male bird Tedesco who is obsessed with wooing the much more toned down but no less elegant female bird Thomas Lawrence Fanciful displays, objects and trinkets as gifts, the works
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I WORK AT A SLAUGHTERHOUSE…A SLAUGHTERHOUSE…I WORK THE AIRGUN…SO WHEN AN ANIMAL IS NO MORE…YOU TAKE THE AIRGUN WITH THE SIX INCH RODDD….. WATCHING THE LIGHT…BE RELEASED…FROM A LIVING CREATURE… please tell me you guys know the video and I don’t just sound insane
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You keep asking for more CREEP and then tell me you didn't know about THE CREEP TAPES?!? I will send Peachfuzz himself to your house if you don't do your homework!
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This image is the only thing keeping me going these days
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