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You're not my real Dad.

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@bionicfury
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12 years
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@bionicfury
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8 years
Not to sound like an edge lord but if anyone cares about like, me and what I've been up to for 2 years I'd love to catch up.
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@bionicfury
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8 years
Didn't intend that to be a poem or whatever. I guess not using twitter for 2 years really backs up your creative juices.
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@bionicfury
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8 years
I wonder if this could possibly be a thing I do again Feels like I was gone for so long, Like I was never here to begin with Who even knows?
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@bionicfury
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11 years
shit, fuck, I'm looking forward to work. Shit fuck, is this what having a career is like?????
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@bionicfury
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11 years
I wonder how long all of the companies are going to keep the rainbow color logos.
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@bionicfury
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11 years
Because all of the hours add up to more experience and more opportunities to learn.
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@bionicfury
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11 years
In that context I don't really care how much I work.
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@bionicfury
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11 years
When like, you could consider it like going to college, except I'm getting paid and not going into debt.
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@bionicfury
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11 years
Like my Dad didn't get the idea of me making less per hour to Apprentice as a baker.
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@bionicfury
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11 years
Also now that I have taken to the idea of this being a career, and actually taken steps in that direction, people have gotten weird about it
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@bionicfury
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11 years
Even though I haven't worked at Washington State Minimum wage in 5 years.
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@bionicfury
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11 years
That was never a thing when I was hourly. I don't know if that is because in food service most jobs are perceived at being minimum wage?
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@bionicfury
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11 years
Becoming salary is really weird. Like a lot of people ask me how much I make now, like all the time.
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@bionicfury
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11 years
Perks of dating me, I work nearly ten hours everyday and get all the free bread I want. So you can eat bread and watch Netflix alone all day
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@bionicfury
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11 years
I just realized that I thought of a pre internet VlogBrothers with a denial element.
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@bionicfury
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11 years
So if you did this for a year and the only way you could contact one another was through a letter you didn't send, it could get emotional.
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@bionicfury
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11 years
And the idea would be to write out all the thoughts you could in each one, idle thoughts, ideas, anything.
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@bionicfury
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11 years
So like, two people write a letter/email/etc. to other every day for like a month. Then on the last day they send all of them.
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@bionicfury
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11 years
I just thought of a cool art project but like, it would be hard to do.
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@bionicfury
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11 years
I chose One Week by the Barenaked Ladies. Zero regrets.
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