If you don’t say at least once a week (I think I say it every day) that you fucking love your life, then it’s time to change your life. I did and I’ve never looked back. Love this fucking life I’m living. 😎

Sitting on my couch with the slider open on Christmas. To say I love Arizona would be an understatement!

After 23 years of that shit…don’t miss it at all! 😂

Some days I have to pinch myself! I was so excited when I wrote and published my first book and now I’m on book five! 🥹🥰 #writerslife

Snowbirds have officially hit Arizona. Gym is fucking packed 😝

A/C 73° is way different than heat 73°. Fight me. 🙃

Just paid $28 for a double vodka soda in Vegas. Good grief. I remember coming to Vegas on $100 for an entire weekend! 😱 I miss the 90s.

One of my favorite things about living in Arizona is no daylight savings! 🙃

Been doing some scary things lately-way out of my comfort zone. But change is happening!

Word travels fast when you belong to a small gym. I told one older lady I’m being interviewed this afternoon about my next book and suddenly everyone is coming up to me. 😂😂🤷🏼‍♀️

Anyone else hate AI shit? Good grief. It’s out of control 🤦🏼‍♀️

My commute is better than yours! 😎

I just don’t understand people who wear sunglasses in the gym. Okay. You’re too cool. 🙄

Just took a scalding shower after a dip in the 94° pool. 🥵 #arizonaproblems 🤦🏼‍♀️

Got to the gym and realized I forgot my runners. (Flip flop weather). So I walked my happy ass to Ross and bought a cheap pair. I am either extremely dedicated or insane. Both probably 😂

Just got called a fox at the gym. I’m not mad about it 🙃😂

Game show question. What fictional character has wood growing at inappropriate times? OMG. I just died laughing. Yeah. I can make anything dirty. 😂😂

Anyone else not give a shit about Valentine’s Day?

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So true 🤣

Accurate.