Billy the Fridge
@billythefridge
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I'm a funny guy.
Seattle, WA
Joined March 2009
My dad smoked my childhood home away through a Crack addiction and multiple mortgages. He left me something far more valuable tho. A gun. Gimme your shit or else!
a friend’s boomer parents bought their home for $67,000 in 1993. Today, it’s worth ~$1,200,000 and he’s their only son so he thought he’d be a millionaire when they die but they just sold the house last week to enjoy their retirement 💀
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A few months before he passed away in 2003, a 74 year old children’s television host sat down in the same studio where he had filmed 895 episodes over 33 years and recorded one last message. It wasn’t for children. It was for the adults who had grown up watching him. Fred Rogers
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Youtube offers a service. Paying for Youtube is sooo worth it imo. Fuck ads.
So basically, companies pay Youtube to show ads and we pay Youtube to not show ads
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Man had the Yosemite Sam mud flaps AND was cussing out the employee over the price of the drinks.
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If we bring back the draft, it should start from the Richest households first. Trickle down valor, please.
BREAKING: Draft not in the plans as of now, but President Trump is keeping all options on the table, per WH.
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Pussy usually has that effect on me, but go on King.
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We gotta bring buddy back.
there are only two circumstances wherein a grown man should call another grown man 'buddy'; 1. if you want to fight 2. if you want to condescend, before you fight
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Some things this generation will never know: pay phones, rewinding video tapes, minding their own business.
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Alysa Liu recently went viral for her Teen Vogue rant on the state of the information environment and the population's cognitive resilience. "We really are living in a cognitive wild west. Most people have near-zero memetic defenses or cognitive security suited for the online
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What kind of message are you putting out into the world? Drop me a 💯 if you're putting positivity out there! #OwnYourLife @DDPYoga
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Punch the monkey is about to be separated forever from the stuffed toy he believed was his mother The teddy is now preventing Punch from integrating into the troop At six months old, macaques must become independent and wean off — meaning the toy will be taken away very soon
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Hey @grok reply with the X username of one person who likes chunky peanut butter.
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@EricLDaugh You’re told over & over & over again and your bullhead won’t let it sink in. 🤷♂️
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You can be something to everyone but its amazing to be everything to someone. Start by being everything to yourself. The rest will follow.
Everyone will forget who you are. The one person that should never forget who you are is yourself.
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Everyone will forget who you are. The one person that should never forget who you are is yourself.
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The MC Type & @BillyTheFridge - "Gen Me Me Meme" (Official Lyric Video b... https://t.co/9l5GegvogG via @YouTube
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