For your best drinking experience 🍻

Oh, you know the owner?

Papa Gino's ain't open 24/7 🍕

It ain't Bambi who brought you that PS5 🎮

I've been doing this for 20 years hun 🤫

I was reading a Reddit thread about people who consider themselves DINKS (double income no kids) and came across a comment where a person wrote, “I’m a DILDO. Double income large dog owner.” I officially retire from comedy as I could never be this good.

I got something special for ya 🍬

It's a fixer-upper 🏠

Where's my Skywalker ranch? Feat. @CharlieBerens

Oh, it’s nothing 🎁 (ft. @billydeuce86)

It's all about the details 👮‍♂️

Can I get your login?

Is this still available? 📲

Wasting away in Naperville 🍹

Deer mount in the bin, Jets hat in the garbage 🗑 Feat. @billydeuce86

"Let's start with only going once per day 🍩" @dunkindonuts

Wait for it... 🐢

Am I going deaf? 🦻

Massage-a-what? 🤔 feat. @ASAP_ROFFE

Red light = 4 more cars 🚗