Bill Van Ryn
@billvanryn
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Hopelessly analog, and jealous of digital.
Pittsburgh
Joined March 2009
From LA, April 1983. MPM tried releasing Fulci's 'City of the Living Dead" under the Romero-esque "Twilight of the Dead", but Romero got an injunction and they settled on "The Gates Of…
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How far does her carrot obsession go, really? #MyCrazyObsession
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Dude! Did I just hear a woman on Jeopardy totally just admit her husband was driving drunk the night he proposed to her? #awkward
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Watching "Friday the 13th Part 2". Ginny Field is the smartest final girl ever. Well, except she's got a fucking chainsaw and then loses it.
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Esurance, your tv ad says you're the iPod compared to mix tapes and old stereo equipment, yet makes mix tapes and old stereos look cooler.
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When people go out foraging among zombies, would you really wear a scoop neck blouse when dead things are out there biting people?
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Cake pops. I don't get it. It's one bite of cake on a stick. That's worth $1.50? http://t.co/DMZWnomg
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...that creepy moment when you're alone in the men's room, and one of the other urinals auto-flushes for no apparent reason. #weird
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So I wondered, does the FIOS cable music holiday channel recognize Halloween? YES. Nature Trail to Hell. Weird Al. It's ON.
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For some reason, McDonald's wants to put cheese on everything they serve, but somehow I always forget this until it's too late.
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Sitting here at the computer, and I hear Honey Boo Boo on the TV downstairs. Gotta cancel that goddamn FIOS soon.
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For years, Kansas has been telling me I'm dust in the wind. Bullshit. Say I'm just a bucket of salty water, then you're closer to the truth.
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John Travolta, you tired old thing. When will you stop this disco dancing?
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