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Seeking an accelerated course of study โ€ข Rebel, Ally, Iโ€™m With The Resistance

California, USA
Joined July 2011
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@bigschembo
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@baddanadanabad @ginnyhogan_ I cry frequently but Iโ€™m proud that I havenโ€™t thrown up since 1999
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Sausage was humanityโ€™s greatest invention
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United States Pasta Service
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Next year, we will be further from the first airing of the cowbell sketch than they were from the blue oyster cult recording session
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If units are empty, rent prices are too high. How is no income better than more tenants at a discount?
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Never settle for mediocre toilet paper
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3 years
Me ๐Ÿค infrared light: not visible but definitely on the spectrum
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I, a childless man at home by myself, decide to do one prenatal yoga video and all of a sudden my targeted ads think Iโ€™m with child
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Nothing sounds more theatrical and gay than master of ceremonies
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Stay-at-home-while-working-full-time mom
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fELONy
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I only listen to Missy โ€œMisdemeanorโ€ Elliott and Felonious Monk
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3 years
Weโ€™ll see you when weโ€™re looking at you.
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3 years
I have no rhythm. Are my feet guilty by association?
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Me looking at forgotten leftovers in my parentโ€™s fridge: there is no one but me who can intercede!
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Men will buy and destroy tech companies instead of going to therapy
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Not a huge fan of the new T Swift album. Itโ€™s not for me and thatโ€™s okay
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After Huey P Rootinโ€™ for a sequel, I wonโ€™t spoil anything about the new black panther movie. My lips are Bobby Sealed
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3 years
Store drop off only does not count as recyclable!
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If The Godfather came out today, we would be following Vito Corleone in a late 90s period piece during the years when the Sopranos was on
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Imagine being so insecure with your own testosterone that you become obsessed with someone elseโ€™s
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