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@bigpizzaguy
glansberg
7 months
White Lotus just blessed us w an all-time meme if Duke loses early in the tournament (and for any brutal Duke loss thereafter)
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@bigpizzaguy
glansberg
16 hours
“AuBuRn SuCkS” No, Mizzou is ACTUALLY GOOD. Auburn is much better than their 3-4 record, and their is a good chance if you’re reading this they would beat your favorite team. #SEC
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@bigpizzaguy
glansberg
2 days
Good luck, James Franklin!
@PeteThamel
Pete Thamel
2 days
James Franklin on @CollegeGameDay: “We’re just going to go win the national championship somewhere else now.”
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@bigpizzaguy
glansberg
9 days
This mf wants to say “Bama ML” so bad
@tigerkickoff
The Tiger Kickoff Show! 🐯
10 days
Tyson Ellison and Jacob Siciliano broke the tie in this week's score predictions with... the exact same guess. Our host and insider agree that Mizzou takes this one by three! Prediction: Mizzou 31 - Alabama 28 LESS THAN 24 HOURS FROM KICKOFF #MIZ @TysonEllison51 @J_Siciliano22
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glansberg
10 days
Idc what you say. You lose to the Giants, and the locker room is LOST. Get ready for 2023 all over again. I’m happy I’m at least recognizing this now.
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glansberg
11 days
Pls like and retweet the tweet below so it potentially goes viral and then I’m going to make ESPN and the WNBA pay me for this handle. Thank you!
@ESPNWNBA
WNBA on ESPN
11 days
Per league offices, Cathy Engelbert has been relieved from her duties as WNBA commissioner. Caitlin Clark, alongside Napheesa Collier, will tag team the role as player-commissioners with no additional compensation. More details to come. #WNBAFinals
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@bigpizzaguy
glansberg
11 days
Why are all these hot girls walking into Tilly’s Bagel w a boyfriend? They’re supposed to walk in alone and then sit by me.
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@bigpizzaguy
glansberg
14 days
Once again, this HAS to be a parody account. I’m at a loss for words.
@coachjfranklin
James Franklin
14 days
Game Week! Let’s do this TOGETHER & go 1-0, Nittany Nation. Northwestern, Northwestern, Northwestern!!! #WeAre
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@bigpizzaguy
glansberg
15 days
So can we FINALLY fire James Franklin?
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@bigpizzaguy
glansberg
17 days
Bulls_madhouse4323, you are my king 👑
@bigpizzaguy
glansberg
18 days
This guy could be lying but I couldn’t give a damn. Tailing. #BootsOnTheGround
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@bigpizzaguy
glansberg
18 days
This guy could be lying but I couldn’t give a damn. Tailing. #BootsOnTheGround
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@bigpizzaguy
glansberg
21 days
This ain’t a parody account?
@coachjfranklin
James Franklin
21 days
Game Week! Let’s do this TOGETHER Nittany Nation. We need EVERYONE - students, faculty, lettermen, alumni & fans worldwide - locked in on being 1-0 against UCLA Saturday! #WeAre
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@bigpizzaguy
glansberg
22 days
James Franklin, get ready to learn Gators buddy.
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@bigpizzaguy
glansberg
22 days
Ahmad Hardy
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@bigpizzaguy
glansberg
22 days
I know someone who is recently unemployed who can dedicate their new free time to the Ryder Cup captaincy. I think it’s about time we let Mike Grundy take charge at Adare Manor.
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glansberg
23 days
I honestly think that golf twitter can pick better lineups than Ryder Cup captains. I personally don’t think it’s that hard. You’re making golf lineups and we do it every week. You had two years. Meanwhile, every captain acts like this is what they have agreed to:
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@bigpizzaguy
glansberg
24 days
This is not data based, but if was Keegan.. four-ball tomorrow in no particular order: Scottie/Cam Bryson/Colin Xander/Cantlay Spaun/Griffin
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@bigpizzaguy
glansberg
24 days
Live look @brysondech on the first tee tomorrow @RyderCupUSA @rydercup #RyderCup
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@bigpizzaguy
glansberg
24 days
“I went 4th in the 2024 NFL draft” “Yeah, man.. that’s cool but can you just put in the fries in the bag and not forget the buffalo sauce?”
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glansberg
26 days
I am just as confused as Cam. This has to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. @RyderCupUSA by a billion. #RyderCup
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glansberg
27 days
A lot of people doubt my guy. Not me. Not bigpizzaguy. We ride, we die. Cash another one. My brother @TheRowdyRhymes
@TheRowdyRhymes
Rowdy Rhymes
27 days
10 UNIT MEGA MAX POTD: Lions +4.5 ✅
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