McKinley D. Turtle
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ORNJ TRTL I can climb a stair!!! he/him @mckinleyturtle2 Instagram @[email protected] @[email protected] mastodon
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Joined December 2017
Hey all. I think I'm leaving Twitter forever. I do have accounts on other places. If you want to follow me there, let me know and I'll let you know what my name is. If you don't know it already. Turtle pic to follow
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In a secret location in New Jersey, a turtle whisperer cares for trafficked animals https://t.co/ezFWjGENdA
@bigmacdturtle
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So it's apparently National Reptile Awareness Day. Here's my girl Clover to show some love. How about my tort buds? @SimonandHuman1 @bigmacdturtle @mcneany_matthew @No_Swag_Mitch @pedals121 @willow221b @GrumpyBeak @MassiveTortoise and those I know I forgot to list.
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But she will not be buying prestige d'escargot... (Again, I have her login information and access to her computer, so ladies hit me up...)
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And no, she will not let me eat any of her beauty products that contains snail. Because she hates turtles.
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That is not Photoshop. Girl took a picture of the Costco web page that was on her laptop with her phone. And she knows that snail is very popular in a lot of beauty products. But the pretension of this was just too much.
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Hey ladies!! I may not have mentioned this before, but I have access to a costco account. And this is on special this month. Girl says it will not taste as good as I think it will, but I honestly don't believe her. Hit me up in the dms if you want me to hook you up/ hook up!
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Do not want to cuddle with the Girl!! I hate this blanket and I am leaving as fast as possible!!!
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Don't hate me. I reposted it without a warning... So many are going to be trapped by my handsomeness!
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I bought one of the "leave me alone! I'm hibernating" mugs for each of my people!
@bigmacdturtle Check out the Leave Me Alone I'm Hibernating hoodies!
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Herman has left our patio. The flowers nearest us are at the end of their blooming, but there are lots still blooming in shader areas in the neighborhood. She hopes Herman has found them and fills up before the trip to Mexico.
Then after a rest, across the patio to a tree. (And another long rest.)
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Then after a rest, across the patio to a tree. (And another long rest.)
First flight! Herman flew to the fence and then climbed to the top while flapping wings.
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First flight! Herman flew to the fence and then climbed to the top while flapping wings.
We've had heavy rain for the last week. And almost every leaf on Herman's branch except for the one with a chrysalis had fallen off. Girl made a little safety net which is that plastic tray on the pot to catch it if it fell.
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