Jimbo IV
@biggulper69
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I love things that start with B: Butt, Booze, Bengals, Betting, and big gulps
Joined December 2022
Why is she standing like Ashton Jeanty in the backfield.
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I didn’t even talk to a woman at the bar.
Going to try to get laid tonight.
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Connor with a swing and a miss
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This is the biggest lie ever but my pal knows how to drag me out
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Sometimes I lay in bed at night wondering why I’m single and then I reflect and go through weekend messages
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Probably no one gives a fuck but august weight check I was 238 first week of March lmao
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Kissing my next hook up on the forehead and blocking her right after.
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What would happen to this app if a Connor smith and lily lang sextape dropped.
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Last 3 hook ups got bfs shortly after starting to think I’m the problem
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I was trying to say something positive cause she’s your friend!.
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Grandma asked “where’s the girlfriend?” question 30 minutes in I will be putting her into a home shortly.
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Redownload hinge or off myself.
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Asked for a girls number at the bar got pepper sprayed going home.
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Being banned from hinge means I have to talk to women at the bar now
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SKEETERS SURPRISE 21st:. - Don’t tell skeeter it’s a secret! .- board games and snacks provided .- Burner-verse Q&A .- spin the bottle .- Chicks (TBD).
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Thanks for 1k any single ladies want to have a fun time 😈😉😉
Posting mirror pic to celebrate 1k.
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Going to her place.
Got hit on by a 31 year old single mother may need to be the father that steps up not the stepfather.
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Cleaning my room just in case I bring a girl back +1400 odds currently for vday.
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Rebound Bosh back out to Allen his three pointer BANG!!!
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These women have this “letting down easy” shit down to a tee but Jimbo did get some action with this one at least
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Going to average 5 “so you like baseball” to chicks at opening day today.
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Shocking the two biggest cornballs in the world found love in each other
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@SummerrOf85 No im blowing my brains out in front of her to alter her life for the rest of time.
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I respect the fingerblast move in daylight tbh.
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Going to be honest I’m lasting only a couple strokes with her and you circled where I bust.
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February locking in: losing 15 lbs and putting on muscle; no e-girls in the meantime either.
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Now it officially time to start talking to scary women at the bar
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Ran 3 miles this morning got the best wings in town not moving from this couch for 8 hours have a Sunday 🍺
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Breaking News: IU baseball OF Hunter Jessee is transferring to Cincinnati a great addition for Bischels staff #cincy #sources #betterthanchad.
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We try this again to see if it lands me a wife
Ordered a espresso martini to show the hoes my soft side.
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Ok fun is over, pack it up
Kissing my next hook up on the forehead and blocking her right after.
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At the bar got the courage to talk to a chick and got her business card instead of number #rizz
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How the fuck did you enter my shower.
It’s Saturday! The liberal mind just had a stroke trying to comprehend this #showerbag #reliaquest #LANK
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Retiring from being a reply guy this is my sign to hang up the cleats
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@joe284965846201 @FkU19601960 Need to prepare him for the worst and get the gym mindset right.
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