Jared.
@bigdumbchops
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| saved by the blood 🙏🏻 | Shelby 🐶 | transportation operations management 🚛 | A big fan of laughing, riffing, touring 🥁 (dm me!), & loving others. 💕
midwest.
Joined April 2010
The Colts are about to become the first team in NFL history to start 8-2 and miss the playoffs. Absolutely wild work
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Nurse: “Sir you’ve been in a coma since Week 8” “Oh boy, can’t to see if Daniel Jones and my 7-1 Colts are still rolling as the 1 seed in the AFC”
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hazmat.
no job is ever that serious for u to be a work snitch
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I see your rotary shifter and raise you a start-stop system
One of the dumbest "advancements" in vehicles in the last 20yrs
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My most boomer take is you should always serve the customer in store before the door dash guy. No hate, but that dude can wait for like a million years, I don’t care.
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Joe Burrow’s presser today felt very reflective — and at times, a bit dark: "If I want to keep doing this, I have to have fun doing it. I have been through a lot. If it's not fun, then what am I doing it for?" Later on: "There's just a lot of things going on right now." (via
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this is what it’s all about. unc stealing one last check & he’s still probably better than the bottom tier of starters. real hooper.
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I’m not on here much anymore but I’m having a great time ripping gigs again. ❤️ Many thanks to @postgospelmusic for taking me out on some rad shows lately. 📷: @irenicimages
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FanDuel is FanDueling again. On NFL Sunday, but not surprised 💀
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Wow, it’s almost like everyone who said this was a terrible idea from the beginning were actually right.
BREAKING: The US is rolling back tariffs on “products that cannot be grown, mined, or naturally produced in the United States," per WSJ
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Speechless at what Indiana Football has become. Just absolutely awesome.
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Like bro lmaooo
Joe Flacco’s face after that Jamar Chase drop was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
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More QBs should use the target your superstar 23 times strategy
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In 5000 years when they find this buried in the rubble they are going to think Texans worshiped a bronze beaver lol.
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When Todd Gurley accidentally scored a game losing touchdown 😭
What’s the funniest NFL moment in the last 10 years?
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