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@bigbirdShelle
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4 years
Bro Code 106: If a lady gives you her number, read it back to her with one wrong digit. If she corrects you, it means she’s actually interested.
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@bigbirdShelle
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Nigerian bank accounts is the only place in the world where N5,000 + N5,000 = N9,987.47 🤦🏽‍♂️
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@bigbirdShelle
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Takeoff dropping down from heaven to enter the Quavo Chris Brown beef since Quavo can’t diss Chris Brown on his own
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@bigbirdShelle
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Best graduating student sef is now taking ORDERS! This life no balance at all😂😂
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@bigbirdShelle
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@bigbirdShelle
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Takeoff dropping down from heaven to enter the Quavo Chris Brown beef since Quavo can’t diss Chris Brown on his own
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@bigbirdShelle
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R. Kelly when he sees Diddy in prison
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@bigbirdShelle
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Ladies, a guy has three times lesser the clothes you have! The idea of "I like your shirt, can I take it" is a NO!
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@bigbirdShelle
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chris brown staring at quavo waiting for him to respond😂😂
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@bigbirdShelle
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me pretending i don’t hear the gaslighting & red flags in Lavender Haze so it still bops😎:
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@bigbirdShelle
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5 girls, 110 boys! Which department is that in your school?
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@bigbirdShelle
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1 year
These Ajegunle boys are lit 🔥. The switches and back ups na burst brain🙌🏻🔥 Cristiano Ronaldo Messi Davido Wizkid Pelumi Jellybum Worldcup Yoga Sportybet Oshiomhole Covenant Mar-a-Lago Mount Toney Tiwa Dalot Daniel Regha
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@bigbirdShelle
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4 years
Guys, give your girlfriend your laptop and tell her to check the RAM space of the laptop. Sit back and watch what you are dating😂
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@bigbirdShelle
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@perrisonoromoni May God rest his soul. I served in Dowen College and the problem mostly is parents don’t want their children scolded by a teacher, teachers don’t want to lose jobs, school don’t want to lose money! Business for schl, jobs for teachers and spoilt brat for parents!
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@bigbirdShelle
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Some visitors are so brave. You offer them a juice and they be like... i will drink after eating... Eating what🤷🏽‍♂️
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@bigbirdShelle
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Your mum slaps your girlfriend and your girlfriend slaps her back, what will you do?
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@bigbirdShelle
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My mum said i should help her lay her bed and next thing i heard was “Lay it like you’re expecting your girlfriend oh” 🥺
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@bigbirdShelle
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3 years
If you become very rich today, who is the first person you’re spoiling with money?
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@bigbirdShelle
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Someone said this J Cole song is better than anything Kendrick dropped this decade. Y’all wicked😩😩
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@bigbirdShelle
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4 years
If you can, pls donate to buy drones!!! We need to capture these MF brutalities properly✊🏽✊🏽 #SARSMUSTEND #SarsMustGo #5for5
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@bigbirdShelle
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4 years
If she respond by saying: “I have a boyfriend”… Keep Trying Bro..✊😎 Faithful Women don’t Reply.
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@bigbirdShelle
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Know your priorities, don't buy selfie stick when your armpits need shaving stick!
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@bigbirdShelle
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When you treat your woman with undiluted love, God will bless you with another one🤭
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@bigbirdShelle
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3 years
Nigeria banks will have 7 counters with only 2 people attending, a lady with a crazy attitude and a guy who keeps appearing and disappearing.. lol..😂
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@bigbirdShelle
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Mohbad really said it all. Rest easy champ, we love you Kiss Daniel Davolee Sam Larry Zino Gistlover Portable Abu Abel Olamide Shallipopi Obi Cubana Candace Banky W Kogbadi Zlatan Imole Smada
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@bigbirdShelle
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4 years
Having sex with him during his hustling stage doesn't mean you were there when he had nothing.🤷🏽‍♂️
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@bigbirdShelle
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4 years
Laycon and Wathoni giving us the Tiwa and Wizkid vibe. Team Wizkid for the win🤩 #PepsiBBNTurnUp
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@bigbirdShelle
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3 years
Appreciate Wizkid, Davido and Burna Boy while they are alive! Only if y’all have given Sound Sultan his flowers then your condolences will make more sense. Thank You🙏🏽
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@bigbirdShelle
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4 years
The boyfriend you call broke is actually doing much better than your brothers!
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@bigbirdShelle
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4 years
Being A Guy Is Not Easy, Just Imagine Someone’s Daughter Is In A Bad Mood Because Of Your Money 🤦🏿‍♂️😪😂😂💔
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@bigbirdShelle
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4 years
You're not a CEO if you don't have a Board of Executive (BOE); you're just a business owner. No dey make noise abeg😂😂
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@bigbirdShelle
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I introduced my girlfriend to my mummy and she was very happy. Tomorrow, I'm bringing another one💃. I want to make my mom happy always.😋😋
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@bigbirdShelle
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4 years
Madness is when you think your girlfriend is dating only YOU😂
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@bigbirdShelle
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Imagine as a man in 2020 working 9 hours a day for somebody that sleeps all day only to be told 'normalize giving me money'
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@bigbirdShelle
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4 years
Everyday, i imagine the beatings David would have collected if that stone missed Goliath 💀😹😹😹
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@bigbirdShelle
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3 years
Is Your Partner “Yours” Or Is The “Y” Silent??
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@bigbirdShelle
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Women are funny creatures. They will call their guys BABY and still demand for money. Do babies have MONEY??
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@bigbirdShelle
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Someone said Diddy gon bring out his own handcuffs when they arrest him😂. Y’all mfs rude af!
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@bigbirdShelle
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4 years
Apart from you, who else can unlock your phone?
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@bigbirdShelle
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3 years
What’s your plan if nobody marries you?
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@bigbirdShelle
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This Morning My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because A Dog Chased Us And I Ran Faster Than Her😥
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@bigbirdShelle
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4 years
Are you single, taken or confused or cursed? 😂
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@bigbirdShelle
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I asked her to send me her playlist and she sent me a list of all the guys she’s dated 😭😭
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@bigbirdShelle
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Dem go study this Made in Lagos Album for school. Wizkid outdid himself fr
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Wizkid’s Made In Lagos re-entere Billboard World Album chart this week. — It has appeared on the chart in 5 different years, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024.
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@bigbirdShelle
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Wizkid’s Essence FT Tems is definitely on it’s way to be Platinum Certified in the US. Made In Lagos breaking boundaries.. Big Wiz DOINGS
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@bigbirdShelle
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Theodore T-Bag Bagwell {Prison Break} >>>> Arturo Roman {Money Heist}
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@bigbirdShelle
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A girl shooting her shot has a 90% chance of it being successful btw
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@bigbirdShelle
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3 years
Dear English, It Is Not That I Agree With The Spellings Of IRON, KNIFE, CHOIR And PSYCHOLOGY. I Only Want Peace To Reign🚶
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@bigbirdShelle
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3 years
Ironically, announcing that you’re “moving in silence” is actually very loud
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@bigbirdShelle
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Our flaws makes us human. Laycon has his but they make him beautiful #BBNaijaReunion
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@bigbirdShelle
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Mehn💜💜😈 @itsLaycon x @yungaceorin vibing hard to #Wavy
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@bigbirdShelle
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4 years
If you no watch film for people window abeg no talk to me about suffer 😤😤
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@bigbirdShelle
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When You Ask For Her Number And She Says "No, Let Me Take Yours". If You Listen Closely You Can Almost Hear The Devil Laughing As You Get Rejected😂😂
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@bigbirdShelle
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4 years
You post your bums here 24/7 then complain that you only attract men who just want you for sex. Do people go to strip clubs for food??
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@bigbirdShelle
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Some of you are single because you started dating from primary six, now you’ve exhausted your dating bundle😂
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@Oloyedey4u ❤️❤️
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If she visit you this cold WEATHER my brother remove letter 'W' from 'WEATHER' and divide the remaining letters into two😎
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@bigbirdShelle
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If your parents actually know the things you lick and suck, they’ll never allow you to use their spoons😂
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@bigbirdShelle
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4 years
Someone somewhere is currently sexually destroying you in their heads 😄
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@bigbirdShelle
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i still don’t know how i’m addicted to this Chris Brown x Wizkid tune. Call Me Everyday is fire🔥🔥
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@bigbirdShelle
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4 years
Should a woman pay back the money she borrowed from her husband or boyfriend?
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That Awkward Moment When You Visit BOO And The Kids Next Door Are Arguing. This Is Another Aunty Joor, Yesterday's Own Was Dark And Slim.
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@bigbirdShelle
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If your girl laughs at another guys joke, you must write down that joke and say it a month later. My brother if she doesn't laugh she is cheating.
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@bigbirdShelle
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God is the best inventor ever, He took a rib from a man & created a loudspeaker📢😂
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@bigbirdShelle
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Sooner or later, a man who wears two faces forgets which one is real...
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I hate when people pretend to be checking up on you with the fake "how's your family" small talk, when all they really want is a favour. Please don't waste time. Just ask so i can say NO🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
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@bigbirdShelle
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You Diss Girls That Ask For 2k Urgently, I Hope You Know Your Sister Is Also Asking Someone for 2k?.
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Do strict parents realise the kind of liars they’re raising?😭
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@bigbirdShelle
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I’m asking you out and you’re asking me if i have a girlfriend! Have you ever seen someone going to buy a new shoe barefooted?
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@Oloyedey4u 🎈🎈
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Imagine sliding into your Crush’s DM with “Hi beautiful” And she replies with “You get mind o” 😭😭💔💔😂
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@bigbirdShelle
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Bomboclaat
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I wish women can forgive each other the way they forgive men 😂😂
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I live in a country where the answer to “where u dey”? is “i dey come” 😀
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@Oloyedey4u 🎈🎈
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@Oloyedey4u 🎈🎈
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Date a girl when you’re ready to hand her your phone without freaking out😋
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Can You Translate This In YORUBA?? "Jide's Father Pays Olu's Money" 😹
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Dating is a WEST of time!
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Me : Hey are you still coming? Babe : No, first tell me who Shade is. Me : Shade is the girl that will come if you not coming 🙄 Don’t@ me 😂😂😂
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@Oloyedey4u ❤️❤️💜💜
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NEPA Bring Light This Morning, Over Happiness Carry Housemaid Go Hug Oga Infront of Madam, We Don Beg Tire Today...😂
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@Oloyedey4u ❤️🤍
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D guy be kissing like mechanic wey dey draw petrol from danfo tank with hose 😂😂 Why won’t the girl be in sivia pain?😭😭
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@Oloyedey4u 🎈🎈
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Dating a financially stable woman is a blessing. When she says “i love you”, you know it comes from her heart not because of empty stomach.
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Dear Ladies, Please Stop Buying Yourself Engagement Ring 💍 🤷🏽‍♂️
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@Oloyedey4u ❤️❤️
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@Oloyedey4u 🎈🎈
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@bigbirdShelle
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Did you ever think that a time will come that a security man will check the temperature of a doctor at the bank?? 😂😂 We are not in normal times at all
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Any guy that truly loves you will never give you money, he will only be giving you advice so you will be useful in life 🏃🏃
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Just watch how Tobi Amusan will be subjected to drug test. It’s always the world against the blacks, but then, we’d continue to fly high without asking for permission just as Wizkid said. 🇳🇬4ever! Now is the time for Sunday Dare & the govt to do sth meaningful for the motherland
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Sex is great....but have you ever finally removed a popcorn kernel shell from your gums after 10 hours??
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@bigbirdShelle
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Girls create situations in their heads then text you like “I have a question and don’t lie to me”
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If you cheat on your girl once a month, that’s only 12/365 days... You are still 97% faithful. That’s an A+ 😋😋
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R. Kelly when he sees Diddy in prison
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@Oloyedey4u 🎈🎈
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@Oloyedey4u 💜❤️
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