The BIG Banana
@big_banana_duh
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I laugh at my own jokes and I make it the world’s problem
Shady fruit stand on I-35
Joined November 2024
Now that I think about it, why the fuck do Super Heroes never try to move their fights away from the city?. Like I get that it’s probably easier said than done but still. It just seems messed up that Super man beats up idk Metallo and in the process 13 skyscrapers are leveled.
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RT @shawntifying: If you’re a man who has never groped , assaulted or raped a woman , you’re normal , not good/great . That’s how normal pe….
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Bro. Lets these stories die.
Pixar’s current movie slate:. • Hoppers — March ‘26.• Toy Story 5 — June ‘26.• Gatto — June ‘27.• Incredibles 3.• Coco 2
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I don’t care what you think of Dankula. This shit is genuinely heartbreaking.
I have some very bad news. Buddha was put down today. He was 12 years old, had lost the use of both of his back legs, had lost control of his bladder and bowels, was taking seizures and was starting to go completely blind as well as a myriad of other health issues that were only
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THEY CANT HANDLE THE RAW POWER OF THE DRUNK INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT
Alcohol escalates violence—weed fuels a different kind. @AlexBerenson: ‘In autopsies, you see cannabis over and over, rarely alcohol. These are crimes against innocents. If cannabis is rescheduled, expect more crime like this. Public safety is at stake.’
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Bro. Why.
Jennette McCurdy announces her debut novel ‘Half His Age’ releasing in January. The book follows a 17-year-old girl named Waldo who navigates an affair with her married teacher.
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Homie needs to make sure that chain don’t turn yellow or he’s gonna spawn a curse on himself.
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That is to say you CAN attribute certain cultural and social factors to the why of something like this happening. But he’s right, insane people will say literally ANYTHING to make their delusions make sense or a valid reason for their behavior and actions.
Anyone trying to play the blame game when a shooting happens and say which "side" the shooter was on is a fucking retard. Read their comments, the manifesto, they're not right or left wing, they're insane. These people transcend politics and operate in the realm of psychosis.
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Dressing like this in a school is fucking weird and gross. All this bitch is telling me is she WANTS the attention from whoever is in that building.
After releasing more viral videos, new teacher Ms. Johnson, aka ‘Teacher Bae,’ faces even more backlash, labeled a ‘predator’ across social media with people criticizing her alleged ‘inappropriate’ school attire.😳👗 .
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Holy fuck bro, the 80’s actually called.
These guys explain how you should act when you see someone wearing a band t-shirt you like
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X acct needed. Requirements: . ✔️ 6 months to a year old. ✔️ Must have at least 20 to 100 followers. Am paying in USDC.
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High school of the dead. Fan service with a side of zombie apocalypse. It was actually a really cool show if you got past the boob humor and the artists very clear harem fetish in literally every frame. I was more surprised at how graphic the zombie scenes were, it actually.
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THEY STILL MAKE ZOIDS.
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This is the equivalent of a rain dance but for summoning Americans. True story.
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That is the gayest thing I have ever heard anyone say on Twitter. And that’s including literal people saying they are gay.
The best cure for a mentally unstable woman is a calm man that says “Okay Princess” whenever she says something crazy.
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Homicide due to incompetence makes no difference if it was accidental or intentional. The fact that 2.5 million signatures are on this petition should tell you that those who signed do not care if he or anyone else kills again if it’s in America. All they care about is how this.
NEW: The petition to 'free' the illegal immigrant who made an illegal U-Turn, taking the lives of three Americans, nears 2.5 million signatures. One supporter suggested that the crash was the fault of the victims, and authorities should check the car's "black box.". Others say
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I’m not sure how I feel about this. On the one hand it’s sending a clear message that if you aren’t for America you will fuck around and find out. Which I can get behind. However at the same time this feels like we’re stepping in a bad direction for future developments. Like.
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just signed an executive order directing the DOJ to pursue ONE YEAR IN PRISON for those who burn American flags in the street. "You get one year in jail, NO early exits, no nothing. One year in jail if you burn a flag. What it does is incite to riot!"
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To be fair, when they actually have Joker care for Harley it’s somewhat appropriate. Because at least he does care enough about her to a degree. Any other time? No he’s a monster who twisted and manipulated Harley simply for the sheer pleasure of getting to Batman.
“you are sick if you ship the joker and harley.”. TRUE, for the most part. I actually like these. 😭
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