ΛMӨBI 𓆩♕𓆪
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Joined June 2021
Quote this with the last selfie you took before everything went wrong in 2025.” A THREAD 🧵
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I let her spend the night just once and the next morning, she's already cooking, cleaning everywhere and washing my clothes... She really thinks she's gonna be the wife😂 lmao!
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POV: you see her with a new guy after she wanted to focus on herself..😭
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"Relax you are still in your 20's" I go first comot your front teeth 🙄🤌
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telling a man you don’t love him because he doesn’t have money is a gutter behavior
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Hey everyone! I’ve been having some issues with my main account, so I’ll be moving and staying active on my backup account from now on. Please make sure to follow me there so you don’t miss any updates and posts 👉 @adeb30341 Thanks for the support, and see you over there! 💛✨
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So this is what ladies enjoy.. This shii so comfortable..no more soggy balls
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♈🔯Ehị Ahụrụ Ịke Ọgụ 🔱⚜️Once I get this cycle, if I no marry next year make I no wetin cause am! This is the type of cycle am working on right now!
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*When she tries to force the pregnancy on you, but you know you're impotent*
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If you treat her like a queen before she’s earned it, she’ll treat you like a servant forever. 👍👍
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Just coming back to x qoute with anything to help me reach my mutuals 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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I rather listen to your story than attend your funeral ❤️ #saynotosucide
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I seized some children’s ball after it touched me and they nearly beat me. I thought this was one of the advantages of being an adult? Omo, e reach my turn to be an adult, the thing no come sweet again 😭
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