Last week my daughters teacher sent an email saying you’re not allowed to pass out birthday invites in class unless everyone is invited. A few days later my kid gets a hand drawn (by a child) invite with absolutely no info about when or where. 🙃.

Can I use emojis in my file names yet? Like: “brochure_final🤞.ai”.

Hey people that make fonts for creative market: you know what would be cool? Lowercase.

“A group of hands that looks totally normal”. Pushing adobe firefly to its limits.

LOL my daughters class has raised a total of $0 in the jog a thon.

My tombstone will probably say something about scratch disk being full.

Got in my first internet argument with a total stranger on Reddit. It was about theological undertones in Bluey.

I made a badge for my book club, which is just me waiting for my kids to go to sleep.

The gas pump hose accidentally hit the premium button, so if you see a black minivan racing around Irvine. it me, get outta the way.

Free parenting tip. A good time discuss with your kids the possibility of Santa not being real is probably like July.

Todays peloton class included Gloria Estefan Get On Your Feet and all I could think about was that parks and rec episode.

I have clicked on “Not interested in this tweet” so many times in the past few days.

Packing to visit family in snowy climate is hard. Like ok this huge suitcase is full: it has one jacket and a couple beanies.

I want to France to win but I wouldn’t mind seeing 30 more minutes of this.

You’re allowed to bring a trumpet to watch the World Cup?.

Ornament I picked for the tree when I was like 8. I thought it was so cool.

Which way to the Japan bandwagon.?.

Lol at placing a twinkling lighted tree in our house putting fragile glass balls right at my toddlers eye level.

Whenever I open someone else's .ai file, I'm always overwhelmed by the amount of clipping masks. I never went to design school, but I image there are classes entirely devoted to clipping masks. Am I supposed to be using more clipping masks?.

Muffin is the only accurate depiction of a small child on Bluey.