Hey @FedEx @FedExHelp get your driver to turn around and deliver my package. Business is open all lights are on and literally 7 minutes after he marked the business as closed, another fed ex truck came in and dropped off a package. This is ridiculous.

love Nick Chubb with my whole heart.

Watson got his ass beat today. Sacked 8 times. That o line was rough on him. Somethings gotta give.

Leroy Bickerstaff… Christ.

Hey @ATT want to come bury this Internet line which has been laying in my yard for months now finally?

Hey @UPS have your drivers slow down in my parking lot please and thank you.

Hi. The NFL is back. Life is good. Roethkisberger or whatever His name is can suck a fatty, and Baker is Jesus himself reincarnated.

I am shitfaced. I want to give a shout out to @TheSmithuation_ because this mother fucker is the snack rat OG and going through some Shit. He’s a solid dude. I love him. Jameson brothers for life.

The Cleveland Browns play football this weekend ☺️☺️

Hello Twitter. It’s me. Just here to say go Browns. Carry on.

NICHOLAS JAMAL CHUBB!!!!!

Hey @FedEx @FedExHelp , second day in a row my delivery got “attempted” and said I wasn’t here, but I definitely was both times and need these products so I can work!

Regardless of the results tonight, please don’t harm others, riot, loot, smash, burn or otherwise destroy businesses, attack people online, etc. We can all act like adults, even even we don’t get our way.

Soooo anyone else bored?

I appreciate the thought, but I don’t need an email from literally EVERY company I’ve ever done business with telling me “we’re here for you during COVID-19.” Who will I hear from next...Geocities?

Ok😑😑😑... I NEVER said I was not happy in Cleveland, just like everyone else I’m hopeful for better results. Period. Next story plzz 😭 ...

Excellent drive tonight, @bakermayfield. the @Browns looked fantastic. Here’s another invite to my wedding November 9th at 4:30 in chagrin falls. Steak dinner on me!

Dear our lord and savior, @bakermayfield , my wedding is November 9th. I will name my first child “Baker” if you make an appearance at it in chagrin falls. I’ll feed you a steak dinner.

Hey @GEICO, how about reimbursing me for the damages to my truck from the accident I wasn’t at fault in. That would be fantastic.

You’re extremely dishonest Paul. For everyone else out there who wants the real story instead of this desperate clickbait BS, I’m not mad at all about Klubes pitching opening day. I’m happy for him. He 100% deserves it.