The Algorithm aka [email protected]. Eff Elon.
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Weirdness and computers and crimes. Formerly known as "The Algorithm". Deep State Software Sorcerer by night. ex-@Twitter, ex-@AWS, and exemplary.
Seattle, WA
Joined March 2007
Inside every algorithm is a mean middle school girl waiting to lash out Also, some Nazis.
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I’d like to thank @realDonaldTrump , @JDVance , @elonmusk and the rest of the ghouls who don’t understand finance crashing the market today and costing me half my income for the year. In a day.
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Senator: oh hey ur back early from the audit. US GAO auditor: government’s haunted. Senator: what?. US GAO: *loads pistol and heads back to car* government’s haunted.
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I’d there’s anything we’ve learned from Elon’s grip slipping on making Twitter profitable:. If you think you’re Batman, be Batman and get an alternate account to post your hateful retweets. Don’t be edgelord low-rent Bruce and put all of Wayne enterprises at risk.
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The bastion of freeze peach has spoken.
As I said earlier this week, “decolonization”, “from the river to the sea” and similar euphemisms necessarily imply genocide. Clear calls for extreme violence are against our terms of service and will result in suspension.
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Check out this “free speech” warrior.
The split second court opens on Monday, X Corp will be filing a thermonuclear lawsuit against Media Matters and ALL those who colluded in this fraudulent attack on our company
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Someone should put a motion forth to vacate Mike Johnson as speaker for wearing wool and linen in a single garment. He's done it. He should be ousted for his ignorance of The Bible.
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normies: dang, Starfield is a great game. me, a gourmand intellectual: WHO KEEPS ON LEAVING HALF-EATEN SAMMICHES EVERYWHERE?!.
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Furiously Googling “Bell Riots when”.
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Elon Musk is just a low-rent Doctor Gero from Dragonball Z. Can't even make decent androids. Probably going to get laughed at by Vegeta. Also, the reason we don't have Trunks in this timeline.
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I blocked Elmo a year ago. What’s this I hear about rate limits?.
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Forget Elon. Elon who?.Here is your moment of Zen.
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Someone let me know when this site has lootboxes.
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T minus 7 weeks until my NDA on birdsite clears.
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THEY UPLOADED ME TO GITHUB WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE FEET IN HERE SEND HELP.
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