🕷️ Bertie Carvel
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At stage door tonight:
Lady: Were you Rupert Murdoch?
Me: Yes Ma'am.
Lady: How do you do that with your back?
Me: Well -
Lady: Is it in the jacket?
Me: No, it's just acting.
Lady: Show me.
Me: I'm afraid you'll have to buy another ticket.
Lady: It's built into the jacket.
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Today I am marching in solidarity with Palestinians and Israelis who love peace and abhor the cycle of violence.
#CeasefireNow
#Gaza
.
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A young lady and her mother just stopped me in the street to ask, very politely, was I by any chance Mr Norrell? I chuckled and said they had the wrong wizard. Of course I should've said no, I was The Other Magician.
#lespritdelescalier
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Still got it.
A 500-year-old skeleton was found in London wearing thigh-high leather boots
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I cannot keep up with all the love for
#JonathanStrangeAndMrNorrell
Thank you for all the kind words.
It's the icing on a very large cake.
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Inexpressibly moving to be in the audience of
@MatildaMusical
for the first time last night, 10 years after we opened in London. Cast were superb and the show is breathtaking.
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Please text SING to 70144 to donate £3 to
@heartresearchuk
#SingForYourHeart
I nominate
@KaisaHammarlund
@melabarrie
&
@elinor_lawless
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WTF do they think we'll be rehearsing?
Who is going to pay people to rehearse a play with no audience?
F*ing morons.
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Thank you to everyone who's been sticking with
#StrangeAndNorrell
It is not a series;
it is a serial;
with a beginning,
a middle
and an end.
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Share MB's distaste for these badly scripted, anaemic half-dramas, but don't blame the actors or consign them to a "list": you can't polish a turd.
We've all had jobs we'd rather not have had to take. They pay the bills and feed the inner fire. Courage!
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Just spoke in Parliament to a joint APPG briefing about the
#EBacc
. Here's what I had to say:
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Congratulations
@VirginTrains
! You've won a competition to supply all my rail travel needs FOR FREE! (Actually you're one of five winners but you can still feel proud.)
@EquityUK
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Getting excited.
Woefully underprepared.
Loads of people will be watching.
Déjà vu...
#LondonMarathon
@oldvictheatre
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The past is a foreign country.
#OnThisDay
in 2011, the original London cast of Matilda The Musical began rehearsals for the West End transfer.
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Thank GOD for that. I found my Travelcard at last. It was in my BUM BAG, natch.
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I know it's safer, but facing backwards on a train induces melancholy: helplessly watching the past recede while hurtling blindly forwards.
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Join me on the virtual
#RedCarpet
as we celebrate the gala opening of
#LockdownTheatreFestival
.
@rxtheatre
's production of
@winsome_pinnock
's
#RocketsAndBlueLights
directed by
@MirandaCromwell
starts on
@BBCRadio3
at 8pm.
Post your
#PressNightSelfie
NOW!
@TheatreLockdown
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Tweet delicious reviews of ones own work?
I suppose a magician might, but a gentleman never could.
#StrangeAndNorrell
http://t.co/hMQUj5T8x3
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Every pumpkin in the land now feeling massively upstaged.
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Quick let's film a low budget period drama while the streets are empty!
Titles please...
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With theatres forced to close,
@EquityUK
has significantly boosted the
#EquityBenevolentFund
, which can provide rapid response financial support to members facing hardship in these extraordinary times.
Email benfund
@equity
.org.uk if you need help or are able to donate
#Solidarity
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Nicky Morgan MP: Stop the arts from being cut in schools - Sign the Petition!
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Happy Christmas everyone. Thanks for all the kind words about
#Coalition
#JSMN
#DrFoster
#Bakkhai
and
#TheHairyApe
It's been quite a year!
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Taking a break from this. Stay safe and be excellent to each other. 🎈
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Who remembers how amazing it felt when Labour got in in '97?
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Stopped by a copper in the street 😬
"Hallo mate. ... I like your programme. Loved it!"
#phew
#DoctorFoster
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If, like me, you are sometimes scared to speak to issues of race because you feel the weight of your white privilege & fear getting it wrong, reflect on the words of Edmund Burke: "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
#BlackLivesMatter
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I'm running the
#LondonMarathon
! Please support me with good vibes and good old fashioned £££ towards
@oldvictheatre
- celebrating 200 years & rejuvenation its social mission.
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Thanks for all the kind words about
#Bakkhai
. Astonishing to think that a play can electrify audiences 2,500 years after it was written.
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The devil is in the detail & I want to know how money will flow to the freelance workforce who are in sore need of support; but I must say it looks like they were listening after all.
Credit where credit's due: take a bow
@OliverDowden
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And this is just good news. Well done
@Netflix
and well done Mr Mendes!
Will other studios match their magnanimity?
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.
@RishiSunak
Please do more for self-employed people, who drive the
#GigEconomy
. £94/week is not enough to live on & no one should be left behind just because their employment is insecure.
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Gonna need it.
My 18 week training program is now condensed into 18 days...
But after a long slow recovery,
finally I can run again!! 👣
#LondonMarathon
18 days, 15 hours and 55 minutes until the
#LondonMarathon
!
Show the wonderful
@bertiecarvel
your support! 🙌👏💪🎽
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ITV News exclusive:
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
issues new style guide to his staff demanding male MPs are called Esq, the use of imperial measurements and which words are banned (but not 'not fit for purpose'), reports
@PaulBrandITV
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Okay, I don't post self congratulatory tweets: but Joan Armatrading capital letters! Just saw our show!! Fuck yeah!!! (dictated)
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Watch this. Wednesday 9pm
@BBC1
. A domestic opera by the great Mike Bartlett. It's really good.
http://t.co/mUH6LrG4LY
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I think it's rather good, actually.
“Do you ever feel that something’s coming, something bad?”
Agatha Christie’s
#ThePaleHorse
starts tonight at 9pm on
@BBCOne
&
@BBCiPlayer
.
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I regret the uncivil tone of this tweet & would delete it, were it not so expressive of a sentiment that is clearly deeply & widely felt.
WTF do they think we'll be rehearsing?
Who is going to pay people to rehearse a play with no audience?
F*ing morons.
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Heading out for first run in a while. May have to make use of the King's Roads on 22 April...
#LondonMarathon2018
@OldVicTheatre
#JonathanStrangeAndMrNorrell
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Magic cannot cure withdrawal symptoms.
@majanovelist
@KathMcGurl
@EnzoCilenti
@PeterHarness
@eddiemarsan
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Clever of Piers Morgan to generate headlines by not appearing on TV. I approve of this new approach.
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I enjoyed this chat with
@andrewbillen
so much that I clean forgot to plug
#BecauseTheNight
.
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Some can gaze and not be sick,
But I could never learn the trick.
There's this to say for blood and breath,
They give a man a taste for death.
— A. E. Housman
“There’s hatred here…”
Watch the brand new two-part story, Thursday and Friday at 9pm on
@channel5_tv
#Dalgliesh
@bertiecarvel
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The licence fee is the single biggest investment in the arts and creative industries in this country
#BackTheBBC
@BBC_LoveIt
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Heartfelt shout out to our incredible
@NHSuk
working tirelessly through Christmas. You break my heart - in a good way.
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My latest film.
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Proud to stand with my sisters from
@EquityWomen
and all over London in Russell Square right now at the
#WomensStrike
#InternationalWomansDay
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#DoctorFoster
Series 2 starts 5th Sept at 9pm on
@BBCOne
First series re-airing this week then on
@BBCiPlayer
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So angry at what is being allowed to happen to theatres up and down the country. They will be marked as crossed swords on
@OliverDowden
's roadmap. Usually found near a thriving pub.
⚔️ 🍺
Nuffield Southampton Theatres to permanently close as UK arts crisis deepens
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I feel like Social Media Distancing should be a thing...
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On my way to
@ExeterNorthcott
to celebrate its 50th birthday. Golden sunlight. Here's to the next 50 years!
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To the kind people who waited in the rain at stage door tonight: thank you. Sorry I had to rush!
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Not a chance! Staying up all night watching election results before run of a James Graham play is equivalent of wet run of WAOVW
Feel I should be ushering the
#Ink
cast to bed now given we have a run in the morning but suspect their writer may be setting a bad example.
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If this govt understands that
#FreelancersMakeTheatreWork
it should extend the SEISS and widen its catchment criteria. If not, it should pay attention to this campaign.
@OliverDowden
@FreelancersMake
@EquityUK
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Proud to have been elected to the Screen & New Media Committee. Let's get stuck in.
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Dress pictured. What's the statement?
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Is it misogynist to find their acronym amusing?
The British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons
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Proud of this. Please RT!
*STOP PRESS!* LOCKDOWN Theatre Festival launch weekend 13/14 June will include:
#TheMikvahProject
@OrangeTreeThtr
#LoveLoveLove
@LyricHammer
#RocketsAndBlueLights
@rxtheatre
#ShoeLady
@royalcourt
@BBCRadio3
@BBCRadio4
#LockdownTheatreFestival
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Keep the pressure on. We are getting there!
Please sign & tick the box to let Equity know you have, to help them make further representations to the Chancellor.
#StrongerTogether
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Guys, I think you need to find another name for this service...
#JISalert
EQUITY JIS ALERT -
@SSGreatBritain
seeks Costumed Interpreter to play Mr. Brunel See JIS for more opps.
#artsjobs
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Continually staggered, but it's grist to his mill. So how about we just don't tweet ANYTHING about Donald Duck? Don't RT his antics or comment in shock. Just turn our backs. Choke off his oxygen. Cut his power lines. Put him on the
#NaughtyStep
.
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Hear hear!
Thank you for all the tweets about
#StrangeandNorrell
& thank you
#BBC
for having the courage to put on such a wonderful and unique show.
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I love this. Thank you!!
A special message for
@bertiecarvel
from our friends at
@MatildaMusical
ahead of tomorrow’s
#LondonMarathon
! 👏🏻🙌🏾👏🏿👟
You can still show your support:
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Final ep of
#DrFoster
tonight. Public consultation on future of BBC ends tomorrow. You have a voice!
#SaveTheBBC
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Today at 4pm on
@BBCOne
I'll be presenting the
#BBCLifeline
Appeal for
@RSBCcharity
.
Follow the stories of Charlotte, Ethan and Amelia and find out how this amazing charity has helped them
#EveryBlindChild
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UK premiere of
#Dalgliesh
Thursday 4 November 9pm
@channel5_tv
Continues Friday. New episodes weekly.
“Murder destroys privacy, both of the living and of the dead. It forces us to confront what we are and what we are capable of being.” - P. D. James
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This is my new favourite word. I've been using it all over the place. Such wisdom in the idea.
Kintsugi: The Centuries-Old Japanese Craft of Repairing Pottery with Gold & Finding Beauty in Broken Things
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Catching up on life. Profoundly moved by letters & messages of support from fans. Thank you all!
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Every £1 of licence fee spent by the BBC, generates £2 of economic activity.
#BackTheBBC
@BBC_LoveIt
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And then to see so many of the original cast, now all grown up… It was seriously meta.
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My life is so Shadowrun RN: squatting on the steps of a major airport with a laptop, wearing bone-conducting Bluetooth headphones and rummaging in a flight case for a blue disposable Moroccan cellphone.
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Thankful for & proud of our staff
@EquityUK
. We're moving into new & exciting times. Get on board.
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#Theatre
is a metaphorical, a poetic space. It is made in here 💭 and in here ❤. Rather than look behind the curtain, Just Imagine.
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