Weighing myself the day after labour with the expectation I’d magically have dropped 20lb was a humbling experience but I guess I’ll take the -4lb and be happy with it💀.

RT @gilmxres: imagine them having to scan a QR code for the menu

If they pull some magical ‘survived the plane explosion’ bullshit in the Handmaid’s Tale finale I will be pissed off.

Apparently I missed a spice girl’s wedding by a few hours given that I was at St Paul’s Cathedral this morning.

Can we pretend that @LewisCapaldi was one of the 12 people to view this tweet and thought it was a good idea to turn up at Noah Kahan’s show tonight✌️

Perks of being heavily pregnant, super kind security guy let us skip the queue at the Sabrina pop up✌️✨

Trying to pack very light for London but also thinking I should probably pack some essentials incase I go into labour early.

Forgot to get my crisps with my meal deal at subway, what a travesty.

The most recent episode of The Handmaid’s Tale was definitely an emotional rollercoaster.

If people on vinted could stop favouriting my stuff and start buying it instead that would be grand.

Braxton Hicks are amped up today, normally I would encourage it and pray for labour but seeing as I am meant to be at Hyde Park next Friday I could do with the baby staying put for at least another week🤞.

It is honestly so infuriating that companies use online chats as their main customer service because they’re terrible. @VodafoneUK explain to me why whoever I’m talking to thinks I want to pay more on a bill just to have a ‘round figure’🙄

Just started the second to last book in the plated prisoner series and I honestly don’t think I’ll make it through it, which is annoying when you’re so far into a series but I just cannot stand the absolute waffle of Auren’s internal dialogue.

Being anemic while pregnant is one of the less severe complications of pregnancy but it sure as shit will wipe you out for a whole afternoon.

@my1styears maybe change the name of the dolls or where they are stored because clearly someone doing orders is having a difficult time reading and matching it to the correct item. They must see ‘dark hair’ and ignore the fairy/angel part

Ordered a doll from @my1styears. Two dolls have similar names on the website and they sent me the wrong one. Contacted customer services and they issued a replacement after I sent back the wrong doll. Replacement arrived today and it is the same doll😭.

99% certain I have made my final purchase in preparation for baby girls arrival so now it will be a long few weeks waiting for that to happen

Thank the gods for PayPal✨ . @UberUKI_Support take notes on what good customer support looks like🖕

So they don’t deliver my food and are attempting to get away with not refunding either? Absolutely ridiculous and infuriating that I will have to spend my day finding a way to contact @ubereats_uk by phone tomorrow. Stupid justification, awful service.

I’m really anti this whole ‘neutral baby’ everything phase, all I want is some pretty floral stuff and nothing exists that isn’t beige or plain or boring.