🚨RED ALERT🚨 I just saw an iPod Nano… IN THE WILD! #apple #ipod #nostalgia

Not only does Pete Davidson have three tattoos of an ex, but EVERYONE knows. I wonder if he'll remove them or start looking for a new lawyer girlfriend, who's into Aladdin, who's name is "KNSCP". #PeteDavidson #Comedy #tattoos #Kim

Google pleads with Apple to adopt RCS messaging so that Android users can stop being blamed for ruining group chats... which is such a classic green-bubble bitch thing to say. #greenbubblebitch #comedy #Google #apple #texting #greenbubble

Trump plead the 5th in a deposition in New York, which marks the first time anyone has ever done that for "What is your name?" #comedy #fifthamendment #pleadthefifth #Trump #politics

I #FoundThatLizard... this game is easy.

Miracle Whip is to Mayonnaise as "The Rock" is to a rock. #WhipOrMayo

Ritz Carlton must pay $535,000 for improper disposal of hazardous waste in California, which I think is a hefty fee for politely asking Logan Paul to step outside the hotel lobby. #comedy #LoganPaul #RitzCarlton #Roast

Things that were found during the Mar-A-Lago raid: - Printed Mike Lindell Dick Pics - Vats of Ketchup - Stacks of Trump Bucks and Kohl's Cash - Bobby Fischer #raid #maralago #trump #FBI #politics #comedy