Ben Tessman
@bentoons
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WordPress and SEO (@Xonsult) ... bass player and father.
Des Moines, Iowa
Joined December 2008
Do I know anyone in the Des Moines area who works in a lab or is a scientist of some sort and willing to let a high schooler job shadow you?
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Why is it when you put all and most together you get not quite?
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I recommended a colleague order a @Lenovo Yoga. It never arrived. Customer support said @UPS proved delivery, but it was not signed by us or any neighbors (it was most likely delivered to the wrong address). Lenovo said "sorry for your luck, call the cops" Upset! @YuanqingYang
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If I'm sure of anything it's this: When the rival karate school challenges yours, you'll be expected to fight. And maybe wear a cool jacket with a big dragon patch on the back.
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Hubspot and https://t.co/fExHWW3MSr is really incredible. You can use my referral link to check it out >
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It is @Timberwolves year. No one else left can do what they did tonight. @NBAonTNT
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Could not be more hyped for my favorite band of all time @CAKEMUSIC playing within walking distance of my house tomorrow.
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The @Timberwolves starters are arguing on the bench about which one of them gets to take off game 3.
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Missing @Grady and @JimPeteHoops in the post season. Let's get the scrubs in for the W!
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How can the @Vikings not get the ball to @JustinJefferHIM even ONCE in the first quarter. It's inexcusable.
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How long should one wait on the phone to speak to @MicrosoftHelps ? 4.5 hours and counting seems excessive (there should be a call queue notice if hold times are actually that long - initially it states 30 to 60 minute wait time)
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Witcher goes back to town looking for Renfrey, who wants to fight after all. Witcher stabs her in the throat. Wizard double crosses him. Princess screams really loud until a trench appears, and avoids kidnapping by running into a forest. #dadwitcher #ep1
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Renfrey and Witcher decide to kiss instead of fight. Queen is in bad shape, gets invaded and jumps out of a window. Princess bails. Everyone else in the castle drinks poison to avoid capture. #dadwitcher #ep1
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The king and queen like fighting. They tussle with another army (basically the scene from Braveheart). King takes an arrow to the eye. Granddaughter princess roams castle until the queen returns from battle. Cut to Witcher, who delivers a monologue to his horse. #dadwitcher #ep1
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