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Ben Tessman

@bentoons

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WordPress and SEO (@Xonsult) ... bass player and father.

Des Moines, Iowa
Joined December 2008
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Ben Tessman
3 months
Do I know anyone in the Des Moines area who works in a lab or is a scientist of some sort and willing to let a high schooler job shadow you?
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Ben Tessman
4 months
Why is it when you put all and most together you get not quite?
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Ben Tessman
7 months
I recommended a colleague order a @Lenovo Yoga. It never arrived. Customer support said @UPS proved delivery, but it was not signed by us or any neighbors (it was most likely delivered to the wrong address). Lenovo said "sorry for your luck, call the cops" Upset! @YuanqingYang
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Ben Tessman
8 months
My daughter and I are trying the taco place that is also a chicken place that is also a taco place's chicken nuggets. They are legit good. The fry seasoning is unfortunately hot garbage. So close, @tacobell
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Ben Tessman
9 months
Hey @Zoom - we need updates to the outage! Communication in time of crisis is important.
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Ben Tessman
11 months
Where can I buy hatch chilis in Des Moines area?
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Ben Tessman
1 year
Circles - 1/24/2025 ✅ Solved in 14 guesses!
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Ben Tessman
1 year
If I'm sure of anything it's this: When the rival karate school challenges yours, you'll be expected to fight. And maybe wear a cool jacket with a big dragon patch on the back.
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Ben Tessman
1 year
Hubspot and https://t.co/fExHWW3MSr is really incredible. You can use my referral link to check it out >
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Ben Tessman
2 years
It is @Timberwolves year. No one else left can do what they did tonight. @NBAonTNT
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Ben Tessman
2 years
Hey @CAKEMUSIC - bring forth the #vibraslap
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Ben Tessman
2 years
Could not be more hyped for my favorite band of all time @CAKEMUSIC playing within walking distance of my house tomorrow.
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Ben Tessman
2 years
The @Timberwolves starters are arguing on the bench about which one of them gets to take off game 3.
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Ben Tessman
2 years
Missing @Grady and @JimPeteHoops in the post season. Let's get the scrubs in for the W!
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Ben Tessman
2 years
How can the @Vikings not get the ball to @JustinJefferHIM even ONCE in the first quarter. It's inexcusable.
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Ben Tessman
2 years
How long should one wait on the phone to speak to @MicrosoftHelps ? 4.5 hours and counting seems excessive (there should be a call queue notice if hold times are actually that long - initially it states 30 to 60 minute wait time)
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Ben Tessman
3 years
Monday: Keyshawn Johnson and Max Kellerman snub Justin Jefferson, excluding him from top 5 NFL recievers, Cris Carter calls them out. Friday: ESPN lays off Keyshawn Johnson and Max Kellerman Reap what you sow, boys! #SKOL
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Ben Tessman
4 years
Witcher goes back to town looking for Renfrey, who wants to fight after all. Witcher stabs her in the throat. Wizard double crosses him. Princess screams really loud until a trench appears, and avoids kidnapping by running into a forest. #dadwitcher #ep1
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Ben Tessman
4 years
Renfrey and Witcher decide to kiss instead of fight. Queen is in bad shape, gets invaded and jumps out of a window. Princess bails. Everyone else in the castle drinks poison to avoid capture. #dadwitcher #ep1
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Ben Tessman
4 years
The king and queen like fighting. They tussle with another army (basically the scene from Braveheart). King takes an arrow to the eye. Granddaughter princess roams castle until the queen returns from battle. Cut to Witcher, who delivers a monologue to his horse. #dadwitcher #ep1
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