Fabulous time conducting @moulinmusicaluk this afternoon. Thank you for having me @jagmckeon - and heartfelt thanks to a brilliantly supportive company. Good times! #becauseyoucancancan #musical #theatre #conductor #freedombeautytruthlove

“Why did you open by asking me if I was charging if those points have never worked?”.“……………£100 fine if you don’t move your car right now”. It’d have been funny if he wasn’t so rude. Chose QPark today so I’d do trickle charge. I feel totally ripped off and quite affronted.

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“How long have they not worked?”.“They’ve never worked”.“Well, can I leave it there for a little while, then on my break at work I’ll move it to the rapid charger, which I can see does work?”.“No. £100 fine now. And if you stay at rapid charger over 90 mins another £100 fine”.

“Are you charging?”.“Yes”.“If you park there without charging its £100 fine”.“Ok, well, I’ll plug in”.“That charger isn’t working so you need to move it”.“Ok, sure - can you show me which ones work?”.“Not a single one of those ones work. So move the car right now or £100 fine”.

Hi @QPark_UK - had a rubbish experience upon entry at Chinatown (London) this afternoon. I parked my EV at the 7kW charger and attendant confronted me as follows (I’m paraphrasing but only slightly)….

Shamefully took out all my anxiety and frustration at this shitty not-quite-un-precedented week for theatre on the helpful chap on the line @InstaVoltUK earlier while charging car. Dude - you were totally right and I was being a muppet. I’m sorry.

RT @padoir: Hi @NadineDorries yesterday the shows below were closed due to Covid outbreaks. You tweeted about a hedgehog sanctuary and Stri….

RT @ByDonkeys: 🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨. (Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound….

Anyway who are the tombliboos and why do they remind me of MDing panto?

Not caught @bbcstrictly for a while; stumbled across this last night and it fucking floored me.

24 hours in Dublin. Enforced mandatory mask-wearing and proof of vaccination in theatre. Still sounded like everyone had a good time. Social distancing guidance elsewhere. Quelle surprise…case rates in Eire <10% of those in UK. Another world is possible! 😷.

First preview last night @jamiemusical. So special for this fabulous company to finally pick up where they left off 18 months ago. A treat for me to watch and listen but surreal not sitting at the piano!. #everybodystalkingaboutjamie #uktour #outofthedarknessintothespotlight

.@DameDenning and @SharanPhull were fabulous last night @JamieMusical. Pure class.

RT @JamieMusical: MAJOR MONDAY!!! .Day #1 of Rehearsals have started for our #JamieTour. 🤩. You guys are in for such a treat!✨.Who’s coming….

A year to the day since the 2020 tour should have finished (😱)…My heart is so full after being back in the room with @JamieMusical touring company today 💙 #aplacewherewebelong.

And shout out to @rachelseirian and @EbonyClarkee for being total pros. So impressive. #swingteam

Still processing doing @JamieMusical last night to a fuller capacity house. Hearing that many people…amazing and a bit disorientating. Thanks @NimaxTheatres for keeping everyone safe. Those cheers tho 👌🏼.

RT @OfficialTM_3: You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Polit….

Hey autocorrect - with all due respect to the recurving community, I have never ever ever meant “Recurved with thanks.”.

Yay for full-capacity opening. But theatres have to mandate mask-wearing, right? Be brave where gov are being cowardly? It’s so easy. And provable transmission between audience members would be used as ammo to shut us down again.