Platinum records are on their way. http://t.co/rb3aaYAzJY.

"The only point of a girlfriend, is having steady sex" http://t.co/LIY9fdX04R.

What do you want to know?.

Girl: why wouldn't you go to timepiece Friday?.Boy: because the lemmy is so much better! #priorities.

@Yaqsan_YM they have never killed a human being in the wild, only in captivity has possible a maximum of 15 killings ever happened #itson.

@Yaqsan_YM why would you want to wipe them out?? #freewillie.

You know you're in pre season when you find 8 rugby lads, watching the ugly truth #emotional #teamgerardbutler http://t.co/T2lN3Ws6Gg.

When telling my dad I have broken the wall, it's always best to diffuse the situation by the addition of his fav azn http://t.co/vp4vaolBIO.

It's good to see the how the kids I used to teach back in NZ, have grown. At the grammar is top notch #proud http://t.co/4BaxoOZYK8.

Helping people move out does have it's advantages. http://t.co/yAp9gn1l32.

You can tell you have Americans staying in your house, when you see these vital components. #whattimeisit? http://t.co/STBaW0tCBu.

Thanks for the 50 odd photos of your beautiful mug @jack_fahy #worldy http://t.co/9ddaMTZcws.

This is and always will be, my favourite photo of you boys. @samcturner93 @faircloughJ http://t.co/IxgNlDwxQC.