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Comedian, host of @bitesizedpod_, 0x Jeopardy! Champion. As seen on E! News. He/Him

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Joined August 2015
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Ben Hebert
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I did a thing
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4 years
the sign my boyfriend made for my half marathon. I can’t
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A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.
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THEY’RE TAKING THE DOGS AND EATING THEM
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Trump posting his L’s
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My cat, as I'm unlocking the front door
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2 years
Me: I'd like to speak with your tanager. Zoo employee: You mean my manager? Me: No. Show me this bird.
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2 years
This seems like a good time to re-up my @thenation article about what a Beshar victory means for Mitch McConnell’s health. https://t.co/ebBwUiUtmS
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Even if the senator wanted to retire, there’s no way he’ll let Kentucky’s Democratic governor choose his replacement, even temporarily.
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2 years
There’s a cool new seal exhibit at @shedd_aquarium
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In episode 8 of Bite-Sized, Ben and @Phy_Phy talk flatworms! Give it a listen where ever you get Twilight podcasts! https://t.co/LCa06GI4OS #twilight #titsoak #twilightmemes #twilightshitposting #twilightrenaissance
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Bite-Sized: A Twilight Podcast · Episode
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2 years
Scary movie night with the girls
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Will aka SirChilliam
2 years
Do it and fight with me about the cactus you cowards!!!!!
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🐀 Bite Sized 🐀
2 years
Oh hey! You can finally listen to the first three episodes of Bite-Sized on your favorite podcasting app! https://t.co/L5n7aw6kAc #Twilight #titsoak #twilightrenaissance
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2 years
Virgin Ted Cruz vs Chad JB Pritzker
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Here's a sneak peek at the first three episodes. They drop in 7 days so subscribe now! https://t.co/2DKU6XWUwQ #twilight #titsoak #twilightrennaissance
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2 years
My fiancée ran ran another half-marathon so of course I had to make another sign.
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Ben Hebert
2 years
I turned 30 last year so I'm legally required to start a podcast
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🐀 Bite Sized 🐀
2 years
A new Twilight show just hit the podcasting apps! Listen as @benhebertdotcom and a guest discuss the Twilight movies one scene at a time! Episodes start dropping in July so subscribe today! https://t.co/q9ipjsIvPG #Twilight #podcast #titsoak
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Ben Hebert
3 years
Who wore it better?
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3 years
Yesterday was so great that I forgot to do the #NYTXW in time to keep my streak alive. It was so close to 1000. @NYTGames help please my baby
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