@benedictpolizzi Get an EV like a good millennial

@benedictpolizzi Nahh Twin you wild for this 🤞🏻😂🤞🏻

@benedictpolizzi I love twizzlers

@benedictpolizzi “Would you like to save .00000001 for joining rewards program per gallon “

@benedictpolizzi I’m dying!

@benedictpolizzi Spot on. Especially when it’s -30 middle of winter

@benedictpolizzi Insert your card and then guess what you’re supposed to do next! Either “remove card quickly” or “leave card inserted” but either way you guess incorrectly, and it’s time to see the attendant.

@benedictpolizzi @HuBBaBuBBa918 @reece2230

@benedictpolizzi @ivyskye11

@benedictpolizzi This is your best work. Ever. And you have some good work

@benedictpolizzi i’m wit u till twizzlers... very underrated candy choice... red only 🤙

@benedictpolizzi @jgacioch17

@benedictpolizzi I’m kidding... but seriously, do you wanna receipt?

@benedictpolizzi I want to launch the gas pump into the screen every time I get asked if I want a car wash.

@benedictpolizzi @malloryyceolla

@benedictpolizzi Do you want a car wash today

@benedictpolizzi @DJMiddlecup

@benedictpolizzi @thereal_robby2k

@benedictpolizzi 😂😂😂😂