benny polizzi
@benedictpolizzi
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comedian @fboyisland | LAS VEGAS, NV May 24 | NASHVILLE, TN JUNE 13-14๐๏ธtixโ
Joined November 2010
finally someone found it.
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guys trying not to say the word โparlayโ for 1 hour
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iโm gonna say what needs to be said:. basketball was better when it was like this
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what was the pinnacle of wealth to you as a child?.
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did you have the same backpack from 3rd grade through senior year or do you have a lake house.
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*goofy movie pizza has entered chat*
No pizza looks better than the pizza in the Home Alone movies.
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CAN THEY FLUSH THE END ZONE PAINT TO THE WHITE LINE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
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guys who wear these to restaurants please donโt take my girl iโll do whatever you want
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the law states your mom has to vacuum when the best part of the show is on.
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nothing worse than biting into one of these and it being CUSTARD
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fav formation: SHOTGUN.
Ben Polizzi.Marian University, Wide Receiver 2012-2014
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happy 4/20.
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my dad taking back the whopper jrโs w/ mayo on them
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POV: itโs 2005 and your sisterโs cool bf picks you up
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bodybuilding riding a motorcycle. ๐ค. being 5โ8.
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What movie traumatized you as a child?.
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guys trying not to say the word โcryptoโ for 7 minutes
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another day of pretending i know what bomboclaat means.
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how much was that taco? $4.20? DOH GOD.
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4th of July but iโm on my โฆ 5th ๐ป GEEZ.
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BREAKING: New candidate is taking control of all parties
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you ever run a mile and just think damn thatโs like 6 ritz crackers.
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pass me the GINgerbread . -JOHNSON.
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no one gets more offended than a guy who used to play baseball.
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๐๐๐ข๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ข๐ค๐จ๐ฉ ๐ช๐ฃ๐จ๐ฉ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ช๐ค ๐๐ฃ ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐ง๐ฉ๐จ ๐๐๐จ๐ฉ๐ค๐ง๐ฎ ๐.
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