I’m now over at 🦋.

RT @benbrignell: I’m now over at 🦋.

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At some point we all drew Garfield on the back of an exercise book for the last time.

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RT @adamf2384: Lane 1 and 2 is Ant telling Dec he's been in a paintball accident, using a walkie talkie.

Having a hot drink to cool me down.

Having a hot drink to cool me down.

That thing where a chipolata sausage falls through the grill of the barbecue and everyone within a 1.6 mile radius screams.

It feels like I need to become a bot and detach myself from any trace of humanity in order to solve this captcha

RT @benbrignell: You had a bad day,.Cos you heard this song play,.It’s stuck in your head,.And it won’t go away.

Don’t drink the yellow wind warning.

We have access to so much data yet we will never know the precise real-time global tally of how many slices of bread are currently in a toaster.

Can snails read?.

Currently telling ChatGPT that after 2022 the world ended and I am the last surviving human.

OH: Do you dial 999 or 911 like on TV?.

I think my calendar is broken.

I have flow charted myself into a corner.

RT @Cadmarch: What happened to those drawings of monkeys that people tried to say were currency.

That thing where all your Tupperware falls out of your cupboard at once.

First bumblebee of the year 🐝👀.