Ben
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CEO - @visit_wakefield Co-founder @1UPClubUK. Lecturer in Woke Studies. I persuaded Ribena to do away with that annoying gold foil.
Wakefield
Joined October 2010
Does anyone else think that Julien Assange looks like a bad Noel Edmonds wax work?
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The layman thinks he knows everything. The expert knows he knows nothing.
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Amazed that I got this in one! Heardle 1980s #802 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ #Heardle80s #80sHeardle #Heardle @heardle80s
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Abysmal service from @youfibre. Avoid at all costs. On paper their service seems faster than what we had with copper, but very unreliable and not noticeably any better for streaming or work meetings.
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This man sold me a car that looked amazing in the shop, but cost me a fortune to run, then broke down. So I went back to him and he sold me the same car in a different colour.
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... so I said, that sounds like a YOU problem. And that's why I don't work as an ambulance call handler any more.
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Beware organisations or individuals who want to entrench culture and resist change.
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Reading that Tweet back, I know that I've finally turned into Leeds man.
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I just went into a Hydroponics shop to buy some expanded clay for my green roof and now I feel dirty.
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If it takes Bethesda 8 years to release a new game, I could be 61 before I get to play the next Fallout Game! I'll have waited 24 years since the last one.
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Just for context, that out of place picture was from when I was playing dead for a police training scenario. I was not paralytic.
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Google photos made this little montage of photos entitled "Cheers!". One of these things is not like the others...
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Why is my MH so closely linked to my productivity? Is it because the socially constructed environment makes me feel bad about myself if I'm not being productive? Or does being productive distract me from my deep rooted issues? Or is productivity actually good for my MH?
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The entire Heardle phenominon has been building up to this one moment... Well played Heardle Decades. https://t.co/gKFWgz0FiL
heardle80s.com
The daily music intro guessing game that's 100% '80s!
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{HR meeting in the mushroom Kingdom} HR: So today we're here to talk about consent. So if you offer someone a cup of tea, and they say no, what do you do? Mario: Put my hat on them and force them to drink it? HR: ...!
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Mario: Let's a cop a feel, princess. Peach: No Mario, I'm not comfortable with that. Mario: OK... Why don't you try my hat on...
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7yo: {watching kids play outside our holiday tent} *comes inside* These kids are doing a really bad English accent. Me: I think they're Irish.
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If Star Wars has taught us anything, if a love interest mentions fascism early on in the relationship, don't just brush it off as a joke.
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