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ben mckay !

@ben23yearsold

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Toronto, Ontario
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@ben23yearsold
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If this tweet is pinned I’m jacking off rn
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@ben23yearsold
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Sorry I haven’t tweeted in a while; I’ve been really busy with my new job at enterprise rent a car
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@ben23yearsold
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Toronto!! I'm hosting a really good show at Larry's Folly Friday, March 11th at 8pm! Please come! https://t.co/4DJP8zqQSp
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@ben23yearsold
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Setting healthy habits in 2022: yesterday I drank 5 non-alcoholic beers and only lost some of my money playing online blackjack 👏🎊
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Bangs are moustaches for girls
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When I drive I assume every sign says ‘honk if you’re horny’ … I honk so much!!
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Watching porn > doing the dishes
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I hope that bastard had a transponder🤪 … jk this is serious this is our 9/11 ✈️😢
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CTV News Toronto
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#BREAKING: A plane made an emergency landing on Highway 407 in Markham. https://t.co/wp6btKf9Wp
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@ben23yearsold
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Got headhunted by the algorithm 💅💅
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@ben23yearsold
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Babe can u pay for dinner? The outdoor trivia show I was supposed to guest host got rained out so I didn’t make any money this week :(
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I never empty my water bottle before airport security bcuz I want everyone in line to see how fast I can chug
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@ben23yearsold
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Fuck her?!? I hardly know her !!
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For legal reasons I’m going to jail
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Cooking videos are fucked ! U think I own a food processor ??? The guy who needs YouTube to make lunch !!?
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How tf these kids gonna get their fake IDs vaccinated?
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@ben23yearsold
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Ironically moving to what blogTO calls “Toronto’s worst neighbourhood”
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@ben23yearsold
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hell ya! prince phillip is already reincarnated :)
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@ben23yearsold
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i bought this lady in ‘06
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Never forget the milk
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If ur watching me thru my webcam can u plz turn up the volume when I’m chewing and then back down when I’m swallowing/not eating?
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God is so toxic! "wanna go to heaven? tell everyone you know how much you love me"
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