Bekaloo 🤡
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Joined June 2012
Not now kitten daddy is getting victory royals as huggy wuggy in Fortnite
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A new Guinness Book of world records has been set for the most amount of rules broken in the Clown code of ethics by a clown (me)
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Guinness world records be like “new record has been set for most slices of white bread buttered using publix brand unsalted organic butter by candle light” Like OK!!!!!!
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I got a bunch of fake eggs that I’m gonna paint as clown eggs of my looks… will update…..
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Why do ai all do that thing where they conclude everything with something like “no sugar coating, no bs, all just cold hard facts.” Like where did they learn to do that 😭😭😭 nobody talks like that but they all do
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Sexy time isn’t sexy with me bc if you take my clothing off and it’s inside out I will be mad and will have to flip it back to the right side before anything else commences. I don’t like that. Also don’t like clothes randomly all over the floor. Not hot
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When I was in 2nd grade this is how I thought my life would be
🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia's Highway 10 stretches 256 kilometers without curves. It's considered the longest straight road in the world.
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I said it once and I’ll say it one thousand times + more a real man is only a man if he is bald, bald boys rule the world and society is trying to evoke insecurity within them. Don’t listen, balding and bald is power, strength and beauty.
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Would you rather: A single mom who works two jobs who loves her kids and never stops Or My collars blue but my neck is red… been working like a dog just to keep my family fed
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I know I’m from another planet bc I’m allergic to everything on this one… plants.. animals.. dust… isn’t dust just skin cells.. I’m allergic to people… EVERYTHING!!! My home planet is calling me!!! Take me home!!!!!
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This is the best day ever someone gave me a baby pterodactyl on adopt me omg it’s a rare pet too and they gave it to me for free basically they were so nice I’m so happy
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That’s funny bc I think that of people who are overly introverted. Maybe in the end we’re all low IQ for judging eachother based on our traits in social interactions rather than our pattern recognition and Problem solving skills
i have no evidence to support this claim, but being overly extroverted is a sign of low iq.
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This is happening rn with ai, human men would rather have ai gfs than real gfs so soon we will be extinct
🚨: Human and Neanderthals interbred - but it was almost exclusively male Neanderthals and human females
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What’s with those extremely scary tough guys and their funny goofy haircuts? Is it bc they’re so tough that nobody dares to tell them they have a goofy haircut so they don’t know it’s goofy or is it bc they’re so tough that they know they can get away with rocking a goofy haircut
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Shawty called me a proton because I’m such a positively charged subatomic particle
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I had to do a double take I thought this was the Olympic ice skater
Happy Monday!! Everyone said they loved my “doggy mask” and another coworker very wholesomely asked if i got walked 😭
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Tired of Apple always updating your iPhone IOS without you wanting it to? Well I finally found the solution to keeping your old IOS with these 3 easy steps: 1. don’t have enough storage for the update Read more…
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And just collecting cute animals and decorating your house like we’re really not that different
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I don’t understand people who enjoy boring pointless repetitive games like animal crossing Me playing adopt me on Roblox for 3 hours a day (way more repetitive and pointless)
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