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Off to London today. If anyone there wants to examine me for cheap you have my full permission. Vessel alert.

I've never had Red Bull in my life. I watched Chris Griffin have one on Family Guy when I was eight and I saw what it did to him.

Who is Benjamin

I am undergoing a metamorphosis. Like a beautiful caterpillar.

My girlfriend is angry at me because I 'infuriate her'.

My face feels warm. More Tweets like this coming soon.

Stuck in traffic. I don’t know why they call it rush hour. A misnomer. They should‘ve called it staying still hour.

Told you I was impatient.. Here it is.. https://t.co/IdFH4mGeej

I barely speak about music on here anymore. Jesus. Who am I?

Three albums I have been enjoying recently. Talking Heads - ‘Speaking in Tongues’. Bob Dylan - ‘Blonde On Blonde’. Leonard Cohen - ‘I’m Your Man’. Please let me know what you’ve been listening to.

Drank water out of a mug yesterday. No shame in it. There was an absence of glasses.

New favourite phrase is ‘We’ve all been there.’ Need to remember that some of us haven’t.

This morning I woke up with four hours of sleep and an inflatable kangaroo in my bed. I immediately had to be out the door for work. I missed my stop. It was raining. I somehow lost my glasses. My only pair. Now my pager is beeping. Nonstop. For no reason.

My favourite thing to do is fill out forms. I am the world’s greatest form filler.

Having an utterly terrible evening

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Unfortunately I’m not feeling very happy this evening. Missing someone.

Listening to Bob Dylan 'Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again'.

There are always things to do. When will it end.

The rumours are true: it’s my birthday and I am twenty.