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Hey Masego, I was wondering of you would be interested in being interview for my PHD. My topic has a lot to do with your tweet: Ironic self-deprecation in fictitious event, for the purpose of acquiring dopamine hit from affirmations from strangers.
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Grateful that I have been dischagered and going home to my family. My organs shut down. My oxygen says where below 68%. I don’t use words like miracle lightly.
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Elon Musk has added fire 🔥 to the like button.
Hit like and set your X on fire!
#BrandedFeatures
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Your health is your wealth. I often joke about being a fat bastard but my biggest regret is totally letting myself go in my 30’s. I ate junk, smoked & drank whiskey like it was water. Never exercised. Paying for that now in my 40s. Warning to young men: your health is your wealth
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4yrs Later: Ranga had just sent me his results. He passed his Degree in Actuary. When we found him, he was a vendor at Murehwa Bus terminal. One of the many positive Twitter stories that never trend. One of many stories that don’t fit “their” narrative. God is indeed good.
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Done.
President safe ✅
All citizens safe ✅
All performers safe & paid ✅
All leadership safe ✅
Bulawayo ✅
God blessed todays gathering without a doubt. Thank you to all the participating private citizens of the great Republic of Zimbabwe. Change is coming without a doubt.
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We have Ranga and his mom for the day to get him prepped for University. Thank you ZWitter!
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Tomorrow I go back to work after a 2 month sabbatical to volunteer for change. My timeline will return to being Veggies, Hiphop, Tech and farming. But my heart is Yellow. I will contribute in anyway I can as a citizen and volunteer monthly to ground work coz 2023 work starts NOW!
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Pls citizens join me in campaigning to get
@SehCalazMusic
to the Sunday Yellow rally? What are his fees and we can all contribute so that the people get some entertainment? Artists need to feed their families and that of the crews! Would Seh Calais come? Please RT
#SupportLocal
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We did it for Ranga in 2hrs. This is Walter. A vendor from Mutare. He has 20points and has a place for UZ medicine & surgery! We can do it again folks. DM me if u want to help raise the $2000 Rtgs he needs for first year with me. Let's make this vendor a Doctor! Let's do it. 🙏🇿🇼
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Confirmed. Just asked cops on ********** road kuti “Kasi mese hamunakuenda kuChurch nhasi”. Zvikanzi “helmet ndeyii ” ndikati “tiri Kuenda kunoVaka”. 😂
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Congrats to my beautiful wife for winning 🏆 Female Farmer of the Year 2021. What a journey! She has been up at 4am daily , pregnant, the 2 kids. Then sick husband. But has keep the farm going, flourishing and productive. Supplying all supermarkets. I am very proud
@NomalisoN
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This is Amos Chibaya his ecocash InnBucks is 0772271329 please send him directly a tip for all his work (western Union also). He hasn’t slept or rested since rallies started. Honest and unappriciated. Please send NOW! He’s a worker
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Temperature below 5 degrees C. VIP $100; stadium Packed!!! The African Giant gets his $250k.
Ask these same people to go stand in a 5 min queue to register to vote in summer… 😂
Zim is tough at my cabin only.
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Thank you Citizens for you support. We are 95% there in less than 24hrs. I have now officially handed the cash to Mayor
@JMafume
@ 1700hrs so that he can go with the team to pay all the artists deposits for tomorrow. Thank you for supporting Artists today. Praise GOD 🙏🏾🙏🏾 RT
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Walter Chowa our Econet vendor from Mutare is now in Harare. We are off to UZ to sort out his fees registration.🇿🇼🙏 Thank you ZWitter!!!!
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My first 24hours living on my very own Fresh FARM. Clean Air and sounds of nature. A lot of work to get it up to spec. But its mine! Got it through hard work! My Neighbor to my left is Doug Mboweni's farm... Isn't God funny like that. May all failed Entrepreneurs feel like this!
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Rest well my brother. I wish I could have done more. You will forever be remembered. 🙏🏾🇿🇼 Rest in Peace
@PatsonDzamara
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Ish. Today I sit back and marvel at the sheer scale this monster has become. It's become a living organism with employees I don't even know by name anymore. Departments. Shifts. HR. fleet. Procurement. Unbelievable what God can do. 🙏🏾🇿🇼
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Please can you LIKE this tweet so that
@FungaiChiposi
doesn't close his twitter tonight. Please 🙏🏽
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You said you wanted metal detectors… today we have 40 on site. Everyone is getting searched. Even the Harare Mayor.
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This young man will one day be President of Zimbabwe. I'm not sure when. It will be within my lifetime. I'm sure of it. He's definitely special. Well done
@Cde_Ostallos
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Mugabe once came to open up the Global Village internet connection at P.E. Excited kids rushed to his Motorcade chanting "Gushungo, Gushungo" trying to shake his hand. As calm as a cucumber, he turned to his Chief of Security, smiling, & said "Twuroveyi".
The rest is History 🤣
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Citizens after this we will need to have a serious talk with Econet zim. For now let’s let the rally finish.
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To be clear: CCC isn’t losing any seats. It didn’t exist 2 months ago. Any CCC wins are a gain for a New Baby. MDC Alliance however has lost every seat.
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#FreshFarm
. We have 14 crops on the ground right now. Every day has its own challenges but we will keep producing. The worst that can happen is my family and those that we work with will always have food.
#Grateful
🙏🏾🇿🇼
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Well done
@rrzhakata
for finally being a fully registered student at the UZ. You are now officially a UBA! Mission accomplished! We thank GOD 🙏🇿🇼
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I am a sinner. I definitely fall short of the glory of God. Last year I was on my death bed. 2 out of 50 in ICU survived, I am blessed enough to be here today. Some things definitely affect my mental health, hence my reaction. I have kids on Twitter. I have family. Forgive me🙏🏾🇿🇼
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I failed to sleep coz every time I closed my eyes I saw Elvis Nyathi being burnt alive by Xenophobes. His crime: trying to get a better life by being a gardener in Fourways.
#ZanuPFMustGO
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Saddest things I’ve seen in a while is sitting in the lobby of Rainbow Towers and watching pretty ama2000s doing the walk of shame to the door, followed by men old enough to be my dad pretending not to know each other. Her into cab. Him into 4x4. Yikes. Our kids deserve better
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Politics will never be the same again for me. I always looked forward to
@Wamagaisa
’s interpretation of events and contributions. Can you image 2023 election missing that huge voice?? How sad. 😭
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While you are nyayaring online, wasting expensive data talking politics and rumors; remember this: Harvard has entire curriculum of computer science, MBA and many many others, free ONLINE.
🙏🏾
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MaKhupe is problematic for me.
1) She fell out and stopped supporting Tsvangirai
2) She snubbed the Alliance
3) She failed to work with Chamisa
4) She failed to work with Doug
This woman isn’t a team player at all. It’s all about her tummy.
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We met Ranga selling Newspapers in Murewa a year ago. With a lot of zim Twitters , we managed to get him into Uni. Covid 🦠 has affected him like all uni students. He’s now a big part of our family. It’s been wonderful to see him grow.
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Moment of joy: My first born just got 3 A*s, 4 As and 2 Bs for her Cambridge O'Levels. Very proud of her!
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I have cried twice in the last 24hrs. The death of my dog last night as I heard my children weep and just now in Bata when we got Ranga some shoes and he says "Thanks mdhara ndo1st time kutengawo bhutsu dzisiri bhero". 😓😢😢😢😢 we are Both just Mhofu vendors. God🙏 is good.
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I have always shut down lazy intellectual arguments that branded everyone not with MDCA to be Zanu. But if you are not MDCA and can call the Armed Forces to protect you as u take over the HQ of another party... then you are Zanu. CHETE CHETE.
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So Winky D was actually saying “Ndipeyi Dzimba kunge Bona” not Simba. I get it now. Genius.
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Today was my queens Birthday. She spent the whole day procuring for Joeys and did deliveries of Pizza all night. I married my role model and someone who inspires me daily. I am grateful for the woman who brought me back to life
@NomalisoN
. 😍 I love you!
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Every citizen you see is not being given a TShirt for rally. Every citizen has made their own way. Those wearing caps have bought them. Printed them themselves. Freedom of association! Democracy can be a beautiful thing if allowed to thrive.
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My mistakes may help others: In my previous marriage, I had an affair, got caught, then was forgiven but continued to cheat to appease my selfish ego. I torpedoed a 24yr relationship & messed up my 3 kids, ending in terrible divorce for a chick I don’t even remember any more. 🙏🏾
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Today the team is in Hatcliffe Extension distributing 350 family Veggie packs to the most vulnerable in our local community struggling during the Covid lockdown and had their livelihood destroys when council and government destroyed their businesses and vending shacks last week
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Just got the call. Thank you for retweeting. The Boss
@nelsonchamisa
likes the designs. 🙏🏾
#honoured
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When you come off the ventilator after a near death experience with Covid some serious issues then arise:
1) chunks of memories are temporarily lost. (Kids names. Experiences. Where you live)
2) your muscles wasted away. I was under for 2 weeks. I left hospital unable to walk
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Perfect build up. Great visuals. International our look. The Gaffa is GONE!!! He’s no longer just Zimbabwean. He is aiming for the International league. Let’s support this brilliant artist Zimbos!!
#HappyAgain
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Paitwa chi Coward hapo. Gokwe was going to be a spectacle to behold! Zvisineyi hazvo, they have the police, military and "intelligence". Chamisa has the People. bring on elections.
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Remember Ranga, the vendor from Murehwa with 20 Points? He just passed his Class 2 drivers license. Very proud of this boy. He keeps shining and excelling.
#FreshFutures
thank you everyone who’s contributed to changing his life.
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Thank you President
@nelsonchamisa
for ordering from . When I saw the order sheet I didn’t believe it so I delivered myself. We appreciate the support.
#DeliveringHappiness
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Thank you Zimbabwean Passport office and the ministry incharge. World class efficiency experienced getting passports for my youngest daughters. No bribes needed. No jumping queue. No need to know anyone. Just a working system. Wonderful indeed. 🙏🏾
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Young Ranga has done us all very proud on his first sets of results at UZ. Again I would like to thank everyone who has contributed to this young mans life and assisted in paying his fees and Accomodation. He’s a very long way away from the life we found him in as a vendor. 🙏🏾🇿🇼
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If the Lebanon blast had happened in Zimbabwe, the Government would be accusing all of us of being terrorists for being angry at the deaths of our loved ones. They would claim foreign sponsors have made us tweet and jail everyone who filmed the disaster.
#ZimbabweanLivesMatter
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When you try explain the Zimbabwe Monetary Policy to your kids... Use this little explainer video I threw together. it will make u feel stupid... but its accurate!
#zimmonetarypolicy
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Last week i went to see my brother
@PatsonDzamara
who is sadly battling
an agreesive form of Adenocarcinoma colon cancer. Now that it’s become public, let’s keep him and his family in our prayers as he goes though this in the Zimbabwean health system. 😓
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Hanzi aka pihwa munda: like they don't see me grinding from 4am daily. Employing kids. Like they don't see me driving an old Honda Fit and not buying a new pick up. Like they don't see me never wasting a cent on alcohol and girlfriends. Ain't nobody ever gave me anything but GOD!
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The irony of mocking Shadaya for pronoucing his name pachirungu and yet you switched Rungano to "Run G"... imi ka
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In my 30s I spent almost a decade trying to organize young black CEO men to meet up once a week with no booze or girlfriends, to synergize our business ventures. I failed. I was trying to copy Jewish/Muslim model. My generation preferred meeting in car parks drinking from boots.
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I did the Bakers Inn Truck design about 2011-12 when I was just a graphic designer. The Copper Plate Bold logo i did as one of my first assignments back to zim 2010 “Fresh Fresh” Bakers inn Campaign. What a difference a Decade makes. I used to supply them now they supply me.
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Clearly with the turnout the Sound System needed to be much bigger. Many at the back couldn’t hear. All things being equal there is also need for 2 big screens as peeps couldn’t see stage directly. Also an official multi stream with 2 satellite redundancy links. Next time 🙏🏾
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Upset with the Rick Ross payment? I have a suggestion: support
@Rickyfiremusic1
. He attended every rally, wore yellow and stepped up when others feared. He’s currently not on radio and not headlining shows. Fly him to your diaspora countries. Send him money. Stream his music. 🙏🏾
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Questions:
1) How much is UZ.
2) who's with me in sending this kid to uni. We can definitely manage the first year if others wanna join in.
I am pledging $1000 RTGS.
#FIAB
will do another $1000.
Is anyone willing to assist in Accommodation and food etc. Let do it.
Ranganai Zhakata from Kambarami, Murewa hv 15 points A Level. He got a place at UZ for B Sc Actuarial Science but can't fund himself 😥😥. He is currently selling newspapers at Murewa Bus Terminus. Twitter do your thing
#helpinghand
#ThursdayMotivation
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@Maska_amin
@kxng__peter
@Nobodyexx
@mishoecee
@odey_louis
@Missyummy___
@gbolahanba
@iambestb
@jayythedope
@clarseek_haji
@realKojoToronto
@Daddyistwenty
@Evans_Stark_
@SmithAangdu
U single handed you ruined this beautiful thread.
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So you “won”. Where is the celebrations on the streets. Car horns and flags. Kikiki. Where is the jubilation. Feels like a funeral. Even varakashi in X trolling and not out drinking and celebrating. Go Figure.
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Doctors at Avenues clinic have insisted on admitting
@PatsonDzamara
this evening as they say he should NOT wait any longer for surgery. please Zimbos. Patson has easily over 100k followers. Just $0.20c each and we can save his life. RT/Share 🙏🏾🇿🇼😢
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Hey Zwitter! Meet Tsisti. Her mom is a vendor and her dad lost his job. She got a place for medicine at UZ and was stuck. We already had maxed out but called my bro Neville and told him that this child had missed out. So he is paying her full tuition! 🙏🇿🇼 grateful
#anotherone
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I have deeply been avoiding talking politics besides a few jokes here or there. However I must say this: seeing
@nelsonchamisa
with
@BitiTendai
together at the presser was a wonderful moment for me. It was a show of a team United and in control despite extremely difficult
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I just realised “Nick Mangwana” can also mean Steal Tomorrow... which is what they have done. They have Nicked our Mangwana. 🤣
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I almost died.
@drjaytee87
and his home team fought to keep me alive. Dr
@KusoteraTM
and the team at St Anne’s fought hard to save my life. Even with their expertise they all say my survival was nothing short of a miracle.
Minana Luthando Musasiwa. A fitting name for our girl.
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I was 19 when I went to London City Uni. Outside the lecture theatre was all the big Banks. They immediately gave all of us £2000 overdrafts and £500 credit cards for joining them. I was coming from zim and didnt understand credit and it’s importance. We drank and smoked that
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Speaking on behalf of myself and most men I know: makeup has nothing to do with “men”. It’s a female organized, dominated and marketed phenomenon that many “men” don’t particularly care about generally. Most polls of men will always pick the “no make up” picture if asked.
What we won't have,is men (&women) insinuating that a woman is "shocking" without makeup. I am comfortable in my skin,all times of the day, with & without makeup. Plus, ones pores must breathe. Post your
#NoMakeup
Selfie & join the
#RuvhenekoChallenge
We always make
#Lemonade
💋
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My wife's graduation for me in a suit! Didn't even wear one for my wedding
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In 2042, my 21 yr old Daughter Minana will show this picture to the world as the day the President of Zimbabwe 🇿🇼
@Cde_Ostallos
came to visit the Fresh Farm when she was just a baby.
Say I’m lying??? I dare you.
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Update: we have raised:
$4000 in RTGS for tuition Accomodation/food
$1000 Rtgs clothing needs
Pledge for food /dry goods
Laptop
Data and printing costs for the first year.
$200usd cash
I think we are good for this young man. We have a group for all donors and it will happen!
Questions:
1) How much is UZ.
2) who's with me in sending this kid to uni. We can definitely manage the first year if others wanna join in.
I am pledging $1000 RTGS.
#FIAB
will do another $1000.
Is anyone willing to assist in Accommodation and food etc. Let do it.
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Yesterday I was dying. My blood oxygen had got way beyond life. It dropped to about 72%. I could not breathe. This morning I’m on 92%, still very ill but now I will survive. Thank you
@drjaytee87
& his team for literally coming and saving my life. Thank you for your prayers 🙏🏾
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Before we focus on the AmeriKKKan police we must be equally outraged by the wrongful shooting of Paul in Bulawayo by the Bulawayo police.
#JusticeForPaul
and his family.
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