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If you had: the Brownlow medallist, the Coleman medallist, 5 players named in the AA squad, and an 8-2 record at round 10
Then: How the fuck did you not make finals?
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"There's no excuse for impressionable young players betting", brought to you by Pointsbet
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So,
@AFL
, is there potential to cause injury here? If so, I'm expecting Cotchin to get a week, the same as Ben Long
#AFLTigersSaints
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man says 'news' 4 times in the first 4 seconds here. incredible stuff
Jason Horne-Francis won't play for North Melbourne this weekend.
@TomBrowne7
has the details.
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obviously it's unintentional, but absolutely hilarious that this graphic is actually him leaving WA
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The scenes if Collingwood plays Never Tear Us Apart before the game in a couple weeks
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Something that seems to have gone unnoticed - Checkers was our leading goalkicker for the fifth year in a row
Only Sav Rocca, Brian Taylor, Peter McKenna, Gordon Coventry and Dick Lee have done that before him
Collingwood legend
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Neale had 42 and no goals across two games. 6 votes
Nick had 79 and 2. Nothing
this is over
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why did 32 year old Steele Sidebottom think he could kick a 55 metre goal with only minutes left?
how did 32 year old Steele Sidebottom kick a 55 metre goal with only minutes left?
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2019: Gold Coast trade 64 and a future first (11) to Geelong for 27
2020: Gold Coast trade 27 to Geelong for a future third (52)
2022: Gold Coast trade Bowes and 7 to Geelong for a future third
Make it stop, please
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Big shoutout to the AFL for scheduling the worst night of football in recent memory
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We’re up by 70 points. There’s less than a minute left
And John Noble’s still out here running blokes down like it’s the first quarter of a tight game
This man gets nowhere near the plaudits he deserves
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Nick Daicos. "Tagged"
25 touches
11 contested possessions
9 clearances (4 centre bounce)
6 tackles
20 pressure acts
1 goal
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I cannot wait for the day this ground no longer hosts games of footy
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The West is currently trying to figure out how to get a video onto the backpage of a newspaper
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can't wait for McRae to coach McStay, Macrae, McCreery and McInnes to the McFlag next year
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Norm was a future second
Billy was a future third
Titch was a salary dump
Oleg was an SSP
Graham Wright. Masterclass.
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I dare everyone posting the screenshot of the Daicos high tackle on Greene to actually post the video of it, which clearly shows Greene bending at the knees to force the tackle high
which we were all very clearly told last year was play on, thanks to Ginnivan
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Totally normal way to fall if you’re not concussed
"He's fine. For some reason he lost his footing and stumbled, but he's fine. He's being looked after and there's no concussion or anything like that."
- Luke Beveridge on the Tom Liberatore incident
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Jeremy Cameron’s just kicked his eighth goal, an hour after the siren
After no discussion, the umps have allowed it and are about to bounce the ball again
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Still thinking about the ump needing confirmation on his call here
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I sincerely hope that every Carlton fan who celebrated Cripps concussing a bloke (making him miss two weeks) has had an incredible day
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If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?
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Maybe we shouldn’t be giving a guy a nickname like The Wizard before he’s even played a single game at senior level
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Leaked footage of the coin toss
Brayden Maynard will Captain our Club in Round 23 🫡
The team:
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Pick 57. Barely played his first three years, and had most fans ready to delist him at the end of 2019, and now he's the All Australian Wing, and signed until 2030.
So happy for Daics. Can't believe I once doubted him.
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Not one player fell to the ground on the siren
We're not losers. Far from it
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"I'm not sure what the coin toss achieves, apart from deciding which way the teams are gonna kick" - Garry Lyon
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Lose a Grand Final
Have two more years of finals losses
Bottom out for one year, finishing 16th
Sack the coach, hire a former Richmond assistant (who wins COTY)
Make a huge run only to lose by a point in the prelim
Start the next year 6-1
GWS are literally the Pies, a year later
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there's no worse ground in footy to watch on TV than the SCG. camera angles, shadows, surface quality - bush league stuff
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any danger of the reigning premiers actually being able to draw a crowd against a fellow top 4 contender?
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Pendles really had
26 touches (at 80%)
8 score involvements
7 clearances
6 tackles
35 (!!!) pressure acts
and 2 goal assists
In the biggest game of the year, and barely anyone's mentioned it. Still unbelievable.
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It’s almost like professional callers who’ve trained for years are better than ex-players rushed into the role a couple months after they’ve retired? Who would’ve thought?
A relatively unknown commentator is taking the AFL by storm, with fans reacting passionately to his style and calling for change.
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How do you possibly say this and then in three days be a part of a stance on violence against women? This is so fuckin tone deaf, even by the AFL’s standards
Essendon coach Brad Scott says troubled former Kangaroo Tarryn Thomas deserves another chance in the AFL. Scott knows Thomas well, he coached the exiled star at North Melbourne.
@cleary_mitch
@7AFL
#7NEWS
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I was skeptical last year, but actually being in Adelaide for this weekend is incredible. Footy jumpers/scarves everywhere, perfect weather, everyone just vibing - Gather Round is a huge tick
(Adelaide itself is so much better than it gets credit for, great city)
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The absolute definition of empty stats:
I’m taking Sinclair’s 26 over any of them
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We really have to choose between having a 5-0 Carlton or an 0-5 Port next week?
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Buddy at age 28: 706 goals, 2 premierships, 5 All Australians, 4 Colemans, 1 B&F
Daniher at age 28: 276 goals, 1 All Australian, 1 B&F, a couple of cool goals on ANZAC day that one time
lmao
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oh my god they’re gonna fire Voss and try getting dimma aren’t they
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Scott Pendlebury despite the loss:
29 touches (T-Most on the ground)
12 contested
7 inside 50s
6 clearances
6 tackles
451 metres gained
In 93% TOG
He's 34. Unbelievable
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Who actually benefits from this game being at Marvel? We lose a home game, West Coast misses valuable MCG experience, fans miss out on sitting outside on a day with literally no clouds in the sky, and now we’ve got an empty MCG while we all sit in a soulless dump. Beautiful
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Steele Sidebottom
30 touches (11 contested)
10 Score Involvements
7 Marks
5 Tackles
5 Inside 50s
3 Goal Assists
1 Goal
Ageless.
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Do we think that in three years, when Harley requests a trade to literally anywhere other than Perth, the West is gonna be able to self reflect and understand the role they played in his move?
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Still not over Murph getting punched in the head, not getting the free for it, being walked off the ground bleeding during play (game should've stopped), with JDG then getting done for insufficient intent when he didn't want to run into them
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This was really paid as a 50 yesterday
You've got a couple weeks until round one to fix this joke of a rule
@AFL
.
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if the result of your players using a company is a potential 10+ week suspension, you probably shouldn't be accepting a sponsorship from them
this is so shit (and not just because it's the Giants, Brisbane's Neds deal is awful too)
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Nick Daicos against the top of the ladder Dees:
32 disposals (10 contested)
79% DE
9 intercepts
9 marks
3 clearances
5 rebound 50s
Rising Star. It isn't close
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I’d love to hear from the Lions fans who called us classless, after they just booed Murph off the field
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Isn't what Grimes does here exactly what the rule was brought in to stop,
@afl
? Or is it only going to be applied inconsistently, as per usual
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Yesterday officially made Pendles our greatest ever btw, in case there was still any debate
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the difference between the 15 metres you're allowed to run without bouncing and the 15 metres that a kick needs to travel for a mark has never been greater
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I’m crying
How is that not 50m for dissent? About 6 Collingwood players just cried to the umpire and tried tackling after he marked it. No surprise the AFL are protecting Collingwood.
#AFLPiesSaints
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Jack Ginnivan kicked 3 goals against Carlton in round 23, and then 3 last night
Not one came from a free kick. Getting it done on the big stage without the umpires >>>
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Underrated part of winning the flag - everyone else is out here freaking out about who their team’s about to trade/who’s coming in, and we’re all just still finding new photos from Saturday to post
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it's incredible that one guy can have so many "accidental" acts like this
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just a reminder that three days ago Bailey Smith headbutted a bloke hard enough to leave a mark, and Jack Ginnivan's been made out to be the villain of the weekend again
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That Fyfe-Danger matchup in 2015 will never be topped
What's the best one-on-one match up you've seen in a game of footy?
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POV: You’re a football that’s about to be launched 55 metres to win a Grand Final
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We get to add Tom Mitchell, Dan McStay, Bobby Hill, Billy Frampton and Taylor Adams to a team that lost a prelim by a point
We're winning the flag
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Genuinely thought we were cooked after losing Murph
And then a combo of Hosk, Howe and Bruzzy decided to step up and become key defenders
Collingwood legends
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Let’s point at the brothers who just combined for 72 touches and 1348 metres gained
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Harvey Harrison’s intercept mark with about 5 (?) minutes to go might be my favourite moment of the year. We’ve got a serious player here - smart, clean, seriously quick, and not overawed in big moments. He’s him
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Jeremy Cameron’s 100% the best player in football btw, you can think otherwise but you’d be wrong
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Harry McKay kicking it out on the full from 35 out straight in front
we are so back
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amazing how much more watchable a game is when you have two actual professional callers as your main guys, instead of ex-players, who should be purely on special comments
Hill and Huddo is elite
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Can we agree to just collectively forget his Carlton years? The man’s still Collingwood through and through
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Gold Coast gave up pick 19 just to get rid of this bloke for cap reasons, because they decided to make Rory Atkins a marquee free agent
Brilliant cap management
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can we just appreciate that a guy in his fourth game kicked two goals that put us in front twice in the fourth quarter? including the winner? against the top team? in front of 70000 people?
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Trent Rivers - 19 touches, 5 rebound 50s
Nik Cox - 9 touches, 1 goal
"Cox was robbed"
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I’m gonna take the bait
You can’t complain about the booing of a 19 year old (who bailed on his club after one year) while simultaneously shitting on an 18 year old for taking kick ins
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going from wanting to play for a big Melbourne club to playing for the fuckin Saints at the shithole in front of 30k every week, humbling experience for the poor kid
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The best I’ve ever seen
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If you're complaining about Bucks doing commentary for Pies games, you'd better keep that same energy for Reiwoldt/Montagna on Saints games, Jon Brown on Lions, Ricciuto on Adelaide etc.
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Say it with me:
Football. Is. An. Outdoor. Sport.
Marvel’s roof is a key contributor to its soulless feel. This is bad
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We’re not allowed to say a single bad thing about JHF, but daily Taranto slander is apparently okay
Never change, Kane
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I’ve had five hours sleep since Friday morning, my voice is gone, and I couldn’t be happier. Best 72 hours I could’ve imagined
What a weekend. Go Pies.
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I know I keep going on about this
But Isaac Quaynor’s been the best medium/small defender in footy over the last two months.
Unbelievably good run of form, another BOG (over Nick) game tonight
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do not let this man anywhere near the commission
Surely it’s time to decide AFL draws with post game shots at goal…
#FIFAWomensWorldCup2023
#Matildas
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Chad's literally the only Swan who can walk out head held high from this.
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Nick had a down game
27 touches, 475 metres gained, 5 clearances, 4 tackles and 23 (!!!) pressure acts (second most on the team)
His standards are so unbelievably high lmao
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That’s as good a win as you’ll see. Undermanned. Playing against four extras on the field. In the wet. Comeback. Sickness. Five days off. No Pendles. Third interstate in four weeks
THIS CLUB IS UNBELIEVABLE
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The only reason people are pissed here is that running too far is never actually called correctly. Rankine 100% went over his distance, it’s just that 10 others probably did in the same game without being penalised
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Opposition defenders trying to exit D50 with Hill, Elliott, Schultz and McCreery chasing them
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