denied

i should avoid stress

neighbour spiked my cortisol by telling me i cant use my clothes drier after 9pm

just bid $55 to upgrade my flight to business class

just some context for this joke

i think this year i’ll learn how to play runescape

turned thirty and started swipe typing

how to spot snakes near me

similar to alana broad city or lena dunham girls i will remain in my 20s forever and my directionless and irresponsible actions will have no consequences beyond my 5-6 season run

using the terminal feels like swimming in the computer

that zoo in western sydney is so funny wym this giraffe grew up in rooty hill

undercover cop with imposter syndrome: i belong here

im failing downwards

some sort of snow dome has been erected in front of the apple orchard i monitor. learn more at https://t.co/8xROfT4tG1

when you’re in a fucking troglodyte competition and your opponent drives an mg

leaving my tyre pressure warning light on for attention

me and oomf have a game called "IS THIS modest mouse OR built to spill OR pinback" and we have a win rate of about 10%

bro really thought he was camouflaged lmfao?? #spotted

my package has been delivered

breaking the office dress code as a 30 year old