i’m in a group chat w these people we constantly thirst over paul mescal and andy samberg but none of us are w men it’s a very serene space

going to keep tagging @TimHortons until this is resolved

drag isn’t misogynist but drag race is

I would like to report a crime @TimHortons

Ernie Clement:

Not beating the Tel Aviv Dodgers allegations

i don’t know anything but my experience of aging so far has been a series of sudden& humiliating realizations that every cliche made meaningless by constant exposure (“be yourself” etc) contains a completely overwhelming degree of truth that u can’t understand until you just do

bro needs to stop hitting the derp when he gets scored on

i know some of yall had to explain your costumes to people who asked who you were and by the third time you repeated it over loud music they still didn’t hear and they just smiled and walked away

almost retweeted this image before i realized it was a hate tweet but honestly it goes so hard @TurboHaus

every time I see this image pop up on here I full-body cringe at the level of adolescent narcissism required to see one’s parents as two simple interlocking peas in a pod. Of course you think you’re the only one that contains multitudes, you’re twelve!

idc if he was technically correct this has the energy of a soccer dive

nonsensical front to back but my favourite part is how mad they get that he’s trying to redistribute the halloween candy they’re already giving out

*whispering to myself as i scoop my son’s toys back into the toy box* mother gathered

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Longtario

wild that they fired melissa barrera for saying gaza is a genocide but now that the movie’s on its way that’s the political consensus in hollywood

haven't seen moo deng in a while...just shows you how the industry treats women once they age....

you’re not selling a single one of those until you put the right picture on it

why did i think this was jd vance